Mamacita says: I have super powers, but they’re not the super powers I would have chosen. They’re not the super powers I wanted. If I had been allowed to choose my talents, I would have picked singing, dancing, and astronaut … Continue reading
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Mamacita says: I’m not the only procrastinator you know, but I’m probably the only one who still hasn’t used an ATM machine. Ten things I still haven’t done: 1. Used an ATM machine. (Oh hush. I understand they require money.) … Continue reading
Mamacita says: I never hear the word “loaf” without remembering the last junior high dance I ever chaperoned. I always loved to chaperone those little dances, even though we were not paid for doing so, unlike the teachers who worked … Continue reading
Mamacita says: Bonus points if you know the source of the title. It’s one of my favorites! Perhaps it’s just because I’m a humorless old woman with no life, but I honestly do think that deciding to sleep in on … Continue reading