I Joined A Gym

Mamacita says:  Whenever I wear sneakers, my feet feel really bulky and heavy.  I feel as though I’ve got two barges on the ends of my legs, or maybe those gigantic slippers that look so much like real furry animals, … Continue reading

Sorry about the mess. It's those darn cats.

Mamacita says: Dear cats, I know you aren’t guilty of everything I blame you for, but having you living here sure takes the heat off me sometimes. If it weren’t for you, I’d have to do a lot more cleaning.  … Continue reading

Oh No She Dinnit: Rude, Politically Incorrect, Hateful, Hurtful, Judgmental UFO Sightings

Mamacita says:  I know they make all kinds of clothing in every imaginable size, and this is of course nothing but my personal opinion – and I’m full of personal opinions – but it just seems to me that anybody … Continue reading

Quotation Saturday: Common Sense

Mamacita says:  Sometimes I think most of the planet’s problems are caused and perpetuated by people who don’t have the sense to piss in a boot people with no common sense. Oh, and don’t you love those pithy regional sayings … Continue reading

The First Time

Mamacita says:  The Sears lawn mower guy who was scheduled to show up at 1:00 finally came at 3:45.  He made up for his tardiness by doing a great job, and giving me a “spring discount,” which, these days, means … Continue reading