Sam Levinson, that wonderful hilarious writer who could tug on your heartstrings and tickle your funnybone with one sentence, said that his mother used to say, “If everybody swept their own front steps, the whole world would be clean.” This … Continue reading
Mamacita says: This day used to be known as Armistice Day, in honor of the armistice that was signed on the “eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month”. This year, 2014, marks the 97th anniversary of Armistice … Continue reading
Mamacita says: 1. You’re never too old for a popsicle. 2. 8-gig SD cards for nine dollars? I’ll take two, please. Thank you, Amazon. 3. Stinky ladybug beetles are starting to drop down on my furniture. Where did they live … Continue reading
Mamacita says: It’s time for some major teacher-friend pimpage here on Scheiss Weekly! There are many ‘teacher blogs’ in my blogroll, and one of the best is Mister Teacher’s Learn Me Good. “No, Johnny, 50 is NOT a good score.” … Continue reading
Mamacita says: Indeed YES, that is homemade apple pie that you smell. Four different kinds of apples, butter, cinnamon, a sprinkling of flour, and a half cup of Splenda. Oh, and crust. Sometimes I make the crust myself, and sometimes … Continue reading