Facts Are The Enemy of Truth

Repost from May 19, 2006.  Because it was on my mind.  It’s always on my mind.

This is the irrational season
When love blooms bright and wild,
Had Mary been filled with reason,
There’d have been no room for the child.
–by Madeleine L’Engle

Madeleine has been one of my idols for many years.  I quote her frequently in this post.  She was awesome.


School administrators puzzle me. They don’t seem quite human sometimes. When they look at a group of students, what do they see? I mean, what are they really SEEING, when they look at our children? What are they seeing when they look at the teachers? I think they see statistics. I don’t think they see children, or educators; I think they see numbers, and dollar signs. Their schools are not filled with children; they are filled with potential federal cash cows, and potential lawsuits if their parents are not catered to. There are no educators; there are only puppets.

Children are not measurable. Statistics are.

I have a hard time understanding people who see progress only as a measurable statistic. I have problems with people who see creativity as a threat to order. I don’t get along well with people who see rebellion as a disregard for the status quo. What a sad commentary on our society, that the movers and shakers are mown down and shackled, just when they most need to be exposed to every innovation, every wonder, every aspect of the world that can possibly be brought into the classroom.  How sad that teachers are no longer allowed to bring the world into the classroom.  I was actually told that it wasn’t FAIR for my students to have a speaker, etc, when the other teachers weren’t doing that.  I was told it wasn’t FAIR that I cooked breakfast for my ISTEP students every morning, because other students (and their parents) were complaining that the other teachers weren’t doing it. A hot breakfast gave my students an unfair testing advantage.  Unquote.   Guess whose activity had to cease, immediately?  Yep, you guessed it.

Besides, what was I coming to school so early to do?  I mean, really?

What kind of people have we become, when attempts to guide are interpreted by those in ultimate control as journeys into perversion? When did going out of one’s way to try to help someone become inappropriate? Why must everyone now be so very equalized that much individuality is lost? Of what societal or individual use is an echo? The ingredients in a multiple vitamin are standardized; children should not be.

What possible good can be accomplished by a reflection that is not one’s own? I’ve seen a child’s original poem edited and corrected until the end result had nothing to do with that individual child’s talent or purpose. But then and only then did it get a good grade.  I was sent to a seminar and taught how to do this, in fact.

When the arts are removed completely (and they already are, in some schools; for the rest, it’s just a matter of time.) to make room for more practical, measurable, easily understandable lessons in math, sports, grammar, sports, science, sports, sports, sports, PC, and sports, what will our children have to write about? And why should they bother?

Our nation isn’t, to our shame, much about the intellectualism thing. (I made that sentence appalling on purpose.) It’s strange to me, then, that administrations set such store by IQ’s and standardized testing. An IQ cannot measure artistic ability. A high score on the ISTEP does not measure a capacity for love. We have no test that measures common sense. All we have are standardized tests that give us statistics, and statistics are not facts. I’ve ranted about that before. Statistics are people, with the tears wiped off. (Professor Irving Selikoff ) This is not good. We need the tears, too. The numbers are not accurate without the tears. Or the laughter.

Tears and laughter are not measurable. Therefore they are of no use to school administrators. They want only those things that can be measured with straight numbers, graded by a machine. In order to do this, things that make our children laugh or cry or sing or dance or draw or paint are no longer allowed in many of our schools. And yes, sometimes crying in school is a good thing. I’ve had students weep over a story in a book, or a scene in a film, or a headline in the newspaper. It’s GOOD. (I’m not talking about bad things that make children cry.)

The ability to love, to be loved, to express love: can it be that these are more important than grammar, or math, or social studies? I think they are. I also believe that a good teacher can do both at once, if ever he/she is allowed to do so again.

How do we teach children to have compassion, to allow people to be different, to understand that “like” is not the same as “equal?” How do we teach our children to laugh, to love, and to accept the fact that the most important questions a human being can ask do not have – nor do they need – statistical right-or-wrong answers.

There are even “educators” (and I use the term loosely) out there who believe that creativity itself can be taught, and who write learned (hahahahaha) and usually dull, treatises and articles and textbooks on methods of teaching it. If you try to eat air, you’ll. . . . well, you know what happens when you eat air. What comes out usually stinks.

The creative impulse, like love, can be killed, but it can’t be taught. What a teacher CAN do, in working with young people, is to give the flame enough oxygen so that it can burn. As far as I’m concerned, this providing of oxygen is one of the noblest of all vocations. Teaching out of a text so a test score will be higher is not.

In most modern schools, however, the providing of oxygen is forbidden. Only the hot air of measurable statistics is permitted, because this is the only sort of thing understood by many of those in charge.

When we make complicated that which is simple, the powers of darkness rejoice.

The powers of darkness rejoice whenever a child’s creative light is ignored or extinguished by a system that considers only statistics to be of merit. Not on the test? It won’t be tolerated.

The powers of darkness rejoice whenever a creative and caring teacher is removed by a system that considers only in-the-box, good ol’ boy, make-no-waves, textbook-teachers to have merit. What an ironic thing. What a joke on me. All these years, I thought my job was to teach and help young people. What a reality jolt to be told, after all these years of what people told me was success, that my job is NOT to help students, or to teach students, or to guide students; it is to teach spelling, grammar, and literature, and that it must be done with absolutely no delving into humanity, personality, or creativity. The language arts made rational. It is a travesty.

Facts. Facts. Measurable facts, cut and dried.

Have we learned nothing from Don Quixote de la Mancha? Is there no one out there in a position of authority who understands that facts are the enemy of truth? It’s better to tilt at windmills than to deprive our students of their individuality by cramming them into the little boxes of comformity. Yes, no student should ever be allowed to graduate or move on if he/she can not pass a basic grade-level skills test; but to teach only to that test? Absolutely unacceptable. Removing the magic from learning should be a capital crime.

And when all the glory and wonder and magic of the language are removed, there is nothing left but the very safe, very statistically provable, very politically correct picking of the bleached, sanitary bones. Our language, in all its glory, forcefully ebbing, forcefully waning, its light put under a bushel lest someone see something sentient and therefore potentially controversial and unmeasurable. Our children’s talents buried, hidden under that same bushel, to be dug up every nine weeks for a progress check.

WAIT! Over there! A teacher is laughing with her students! Can’t have it. BAM, she’s gone. Whew, that was close.

Bullying teachers? Check. Sleeping teachers? Check. Incompetent teachers? Check. Adulterous teachers? Check. Racist teachers? Check. Oh, we’re keeping all of those; no two styles are the same, you know.

WAIT! Over there! A teacher tried to help a student after hours! Can’t have it. BAM, she’s gone. Whew, another close one.

Decent, hardworking, winning coach/teacher? Sweet. But WAIT! A famous name says he’s willing to coach if there’s ever an opening! BAM. Instant opening. A few rules are broken but it’s all in the name of a winning season so it’s okay. Irony: no more winning season.

Plagiarist? Check. Another plagiarist? Check. Two plagiarizing valedictorians in a row. But it’s okay; their families are prominent, and the principal approved. He’s no longer principal, by the way.

He’s now the assistant superintendent.

Students with bullet belts? Check. Students who use racist epithets? Check. Hey, that’s just how we do things around here.

Student’s car, parked in lot, has an empty beer can on floor of back seat? Expelled. Student wasn’t even in the car at the time? Doesn’t matter. Zero tolerance.

LD student steals a girl’s purse, opens it, and eats all her Midol tablets. Student gets sick. Girl is suspended for bringing drugs to school. Zero tolerance.

Student’s purse strap catches on fire alarm. Parents are called in. They are nobody. Student is suspended for a week. Zero tolerance.

Student deliberately pulls fire alarm. Parents are called in. They are somebody. Principal slaps student on the wrist and sends him back to class. Check.

Student is seen putting Orajel on gums because newly-tightened braces are causing pain. Student suspended for drug usage. Zero tolerance.

Student unplugs a teacher’s computer and disconnects the monitor. Check. Boy was just being playful and silly.

Same boy has a website called Hate_____(insert various teachers’ names in blank.) All the students know about it. Boy takes pictures of teachers with cameraphone and posts them on these websites. Obscene language. Check. Boy honored with free trip to California for being so web-savvy.

Student steals Chapstick from girl’s purse, and eats it. Student gets sick. Girl suspended for bringing drugs to school. Zero tolerance.

Inhalers must be kept locked in the office. They’re considered drugs, too.

Okay, let’s calm down now and take some tests. They’ll determine your future, but no pressure. Anybody left in the room? Begin. Make your mark heavy and dark.

I guess that in today’s educational mentality, dormancy is a positive; at the very least it means a child has not regressed (bad for statistics); at the very most, it means that a child has not done any thinking. (also bad for statistics.) How safe, for those in charge. Imagination, that creation of an image for one’s thoughts, is the great enemy of the payroll statistician, of the elected administration, of the appointed administration, and of the population created by them.

Also, when a school’s scores are low one year, and higher the next year, the school gets more money than if the scores had been high all along. Improvement has merit; being good all the time does not.

“Picture Satan in a business suit, with well-groomed horns, a superbly switching tail, a wide, salesman’s grin, sitting with folded hands behind a large shiny desk, its top littered with the paper trails of many a person’s demise, thinking ‘Aha! If I can substitute images for reality, if I can substitute statistics for people, if I can substitute good public relations for truth, I can get a lot more people under my domination.” (L’Engle)

This is what I picture when I think of a school administrator now.

Public opinion. Administrative opinion. Political correctness. Euphemisms.

And by whose values is a test labeled “objective?”

“An infinite question is often destroyed by finite answers. To define everything is to annihilate much that gives us laughter and joy. Current methodology, the morbid preoccupation with scores and statistics, is destroying our society’s ontology:its essence, its BEING.” (L’Engle)

It seems that when those in charge do not understand a thing, they straightaway condemn it. Simplicity itself. These are the kind of people who never understand anything unless it is told them in very plain language and hammered into their heads. And even then they understand it only with their brains and not with their hearts. Such people don’t like creativity. They like facts. Facts are easier to comprehend. They take little effort. They represent money. They’re easy to come by and grade. The main thing, however, is money.

Money talks. Statistics mean money. What is then the most important thing to listen to? Statistics.

The whispers of creativity and love and kindness and hard work are seldom heard above the screaming of administrative-types seeking money-making statistics. Teachers who go above and beyond the call of measurable duty are facing a firing squad, and the guns could go off at any moment. It’s dangerous, for many, TOO dangerous, to put yourself on the line to help a child. Those who take the chance, are taking a genuine chance. An administrator who can’t comprehend such a thing will do all in his power to remove a genuinely caring teacher from the ranks, lest there be talk. The truth be damned; they are concerned only with public opinion.

The concentration of a child in play is analogous to the concentration of an artist of any discipline. But unless the child’s output can be objectively measured, many administrators dismiss such activities and substitute activities which have a statistically measurable output. Recess is gone, in many schools. The time is needed to prepare for standardized tests. Wiggly little children have no outlet for their natural energy. They ‘act up’ and are punished. If there are music and art classes still in the curriculum, they are crammed with six or seven times the student population of an academic class; it’s just music, after all. Helpless teachers cry out in vain for common sense and fairness and they are not heard. Such things do not exist in the world of statistics and measurements. And our children are standing in the corner, trying not to move, lest they disturb other children who are having facts crammed into their heads that they might retrieve them for the State.

Don’t misinterpret me here. I believe in testing. I’m no tree-huggin’ earth mother who thinks children should sing and dig clay out of the ground for art and eat granola all day long. I believe in math and science and grammar and spelling and history. But I also believe that these are only a partial list of things that our children need to learn, so they will become rational adults who are able to earn their own living, care for themselves and for others, appreciate culture, have fun, and contribute, rather than take away, from society.

I am also a firm believer in cross-curricular education.  Everything is connected to everything else.  Astronomy can’t be taught without also teaching mythology.  And science is connected to EVERYTHING.  Yes, and teachers should require students to use proper spelling and grammar in all subject areas.

We must never lose sight of the fact that civilizations are judged by the arts they leave behind, not for statistics and varsity letters. What will the archaeologists of the future be able to say about our civilization? That we taught our children to be joyless? That we valued a statistic far more than a painting? That we stifled laughter and encouraged apathy? That we honored a scoreboard more than a poem? “Where are the statues and paintings and stories?” Can you hear them wondering? Can you? Or are you too busy condoning the firing of a winning and competent coach so that a Name Brand might be hired in his place? Are you too busy basking in the sea of innuendo and assumption, and ruining teachers’ careers and lives based on nothing but rumors and lies? I think some administrators are, and that they love it. They must, or they wouldn’t continue to do it.

It is sad but true that we are a litigious society. It is sad but true that many of the above facts originate out of fear of a lawsuit, or fear of adverse public opinion/publicity. The self-esteem police and the PC patrol and the heliocopter parents are rampant, and are to be truly feared. That is sad, too.

But it is even sadder that the society which strikes the most fear into the hearts of the schools was created by this fact-finding mentality that is so prevalent today.

The saddest, and the truest, is that this is a vicious circle, and no one seems to have the intestinal fortitude to straighten it out. Indeed, as so many of us have discovered, it is too dangerous to try.

Quotation Saturday: Rain

quotationsaturdayWe’ve had nothing but torrential rain for over two weeks.  Our grass is so high it can’t be mown with a regular mower; we’ll have to use the tractor and the bush hog.  I’ve seen other people who’ve tried to keep their grass mown, but their yards look like a weird combination of nice short grass and mashed long grass.  We’ve just had no stretch of ‘dry’ that lasted longer than a couple of hours.  Our lawn is several acres of hilly places, and it’s too dangerous to even try to mow when it’s so soaking wet and slippery.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

I hate it when the grass gets high.  I feel as if I’m drowning.  There are places in the low parts of the lawn that are mashed down sideways flat, where the ponds and creeks have overflowed.  We usually see a big snapper or two in weather like this, but so far even the animals have had sense enough not to try to come out in the rain.  Even the deer are huddling under the trees.

1. A crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in. — Frederick The Great

2. A poet is someone who stands outside in the rain hoping to be struck by lightning. — James Dickey

3. I do pity unlearned people on a rainy day. — Lucius C. Falkland

4. I love to walk in the rain, because nobody can see my tears. –Charlie Chaplin

5. It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. — Dave Barry

6. We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket. — George Carlin

7. Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man’s growth without destroying his roots. — Frank A Clark

8. There’s always a period of curious fear between the first sweet-smelling breeze and the time when the rain comes cracking down. — Don Delillo

9. Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching. — Fran Lebowitz

10. Don’t pray when it rains if you don’t pray when the sun shines.– Satchel Paige

11. Some people walk in the rain; others just get wet. — Roger Miller

12. Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather. — John Ruskin

13. The drop of rain maketh a hole in the stone, not by violence, but by oft falling. — Hugh Latimer

14. The best thing one can do when it’s raining is to let it rain. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

15. I’m singing in the rain
Just singing in the rain
What a glorious feelin’
I’m happy again
I’m laughing at clouds
So dark up above
The sun’s in my heart
And I’m ready for love
Let the stormy clouds chase
Everyone from the place
Come on with the rain
I’ve a smile on my face
I walk down the lane
With a happy refrain
Just singin’,
Singin’ in the rain

“>One of the best movies of all time.

It Is A Terrible Thing Not To Become An Adult When One Ceases To Be A Child

Mamacita says:  Oh, there will be people who won’t like this post.  Fair warning:  some people will be hit below the belt.  Perhaps it’s high time somebody aimed at these people below the belt.  There’s been far too much rationalizing about this behavior, and there are way too many euphemisms for it.

Each family deals with its own dynamics in its own way. This is, of course, as it should be. I wonder sometimes if each family might benefit from thinking a little more in terms of how decisions made by the parents will affect its various members in locations other than the home itself. As parents, we see only what’s going on at home; we don’t see how what’s going on at home also changes what’s going on at school. Sometimes I think we just don’t want to know.

As a teacher, I saw, year after year, children who went from top-of-the-class to little staring zombies, because of a decision made by parents. I had to watch promising young people deteriorate before my eyes because of a decision made by parents. I watched children become virtual caretakers. I saw kids put in charge of younger siblings, and held responsible for anything that happened. I had to see children carry messages from parent to parent or, worse, wait in vain for some kind of message from the parent who is no longer there. I saw kids standing in front of the school after dark because each parent figured the other parent was picking up that night. I saw kids crying in the hallways because they were going to miss a dance or a party because it was the OTHER parent’s weekend and there was no switching allowed. And so, so often, things the child used to do are no longer possible because the money situation has changed and every little thing now means outraged outbursts from the parent who is supposed to pay. I hated seeing children worrying about lost notebooks and new school supplies because they were scared to tell either parent about yet another expense because it always triggered a fight about whose turn it was to pay. I’ve had kids tell me outright that they feel like the rope in a tug-of-war, and that the winner DIDN’T have to deal with the kids.

I’ve read essay after essay about being forced to share all their things with Mommy’s new boyfriend’s kids, or Daddy’s new girlfriend’s kids. Kids lose their rooms, their possessions, and huge chunks of time rightfully theirs, with Mommy or Daddy, because of, as one of my students put it a few years ago, “. . . kids who pass in the night.” And while it’s hard enough to have to watch Mommy or Daddy kiss and hug someone who isn’t Mommy or Daddy, try to think how hard it must be to watch Mommy or Daddy kiss and hug someone who isn’t you. . . . .

Children who were finding success were ripped from their classroom, separated from their teacher and from their friends, and placed in a new school more convenient to the parents’ new living arrangements. Children had to adapt not only to a parent moving out, but also to a new school, a new teacher, new friends, new curriculum, new home. . . and you know what? Sometimes, for a child, that’s just too much new stuff at once. What are we thinking?  Well, of course, we’re thinking of what’s best for us, the adults, and we’re dragging our children behind us and expecting them to “understand” and to cope.  After all, OUR lives are going to be so much better, right?  And it’s all about us, right?  To some pretend adults, it IS all about them.  When Mommy or Daddy doesn’t have the money for his/her children this week, but somehow miraculously has the money for his/her NEW kids,  well, naturally the old kids will understand that things have changed.  And they sure have.
It’s easy to think that any parental decision will affect the children only in the household, and that if adults work out routines that are mutually beneficial and workable to each other, that the children in that household can automatically adapt. Often, of course, they can. Just as often, they can’t. At least, not for a while. Often, these children are traumatized, and they need familiar surroundings in at least one aspect of their lives. Their home has been destroyed, through no fault of their own, and their trust in adult loyalty has been compromised, and now their school lives are being disrupted, too.

But, but, wouldn’t it be so much healthier for a child to live in a home that isn’t full of venom, dislike,  adultery, and arguments?  Of course it would.  “Staying together for the kids” only works when both parents are adults who love their children more than they love themselves.  These days, hormones and MEEEEEE trump self control and regard for a child’s security.  Nice, adults.  Real nice.

No matter how often and how sincerely parents assure their children that none of these things are their fault, most kids believe that if they’d only been better behaved, if they’d just made the team, or scored higher on that big test, or helped more around the house, etc, their parents wouldn’t have fought so much until one of them moved out. With tiny children it can go even deeper, because they don’t have the communication skills to articulate their pain. They only know that Mommy or Daddy is gone, and all the explanations in the world aren’t sufficient to reassure them about. . . . really, much of anything.

Teachers see this daily, weekly, monthly, yearly, year after year after year. We never get used to it. Even at the college level, I am reading essays about the bewildered heartbreak still inside a grown man or woman, because their parents pulled the rug out from under them twenty years ago and it still hurts.

Sometimes I think it might do these parents good if they read what their children are writing about the home situation. I wonder if these parents realize how severely some of them are disrupting their children’s lives. It’s so easy for adults to do their thing and assume the kids can cope, but the truth is, sometimes, it’s far more important for adults to do their kids’ thing and put their own lives on the back burner. And I also think that many adults simply don’t want to think about the possibility that their decisions have devastated their children. That’s too hard, and it’s not fair, either, because “don’t I deserve a little happiness?” Answer: No, you don’t. Not if it means compromising your children’s lives.


I saw more heartbreak and bewilderment than you could find in a country music playlist. I saw too much disillusionment, and disillusionment is hard enough to take in an adult; when you see it in a child’s eyes, it’s even worse. I saw it every day. I have never been able to build up any immunities to it.

If I seem harsh when I write about such things, it’s because of what I have seen. I think perhaps if parents can look outside of their own situations and see these same things, more people might put their children first and themselves last, because once we have children, we are supposed to cherish them, not desert them, and not require them to change overnight because of decisions we make that are for our own personal benefit.

Children will always come first with me. Promises come second. Yes, I can be severe when I think about adults who put themselves first. Yes, I can be harsh when I think about adults who make and break promises easily. When it concerns people I care a lot about, I can be even harsher. This is ironic, really, because I am by nature a complete and total wuss, and there are footprints all over my back.

I wish parents would try a little harder. I wish parents would put their children first and foremost.  I wish parents would cultivate some self-control.  I wish parents would work a little harder at honoring promises, no matter how much greener the grass might look, over there on the other side of the fence.

It just seems to me that no matter how “unfulfilled” and “misunderstood” an adult might feel, a little child’s welfare is still more important. I also wonder at a mentality that feels entitled to help break up someone’s family unit.  “I fell in love.  I didn’t MEAN for it to happen.”  This is what people with no self control or conscience tend to say.  It’s a rationalization for “I wanted to so I did.”

We had children.  Now, we have them.  And if we don’t honor these creations by honoring each other and focusing on whatever is best for the family unit, and not necessarily for one ADULT member of that unit, maybe the whole world would be a place where our children would feel secure.

I’m harsh with babyish adults, sure.  When someone behaves like a baby, that person needs to be treated like one.

It is a terrible thing not to become an adult when one ceases to be a child.

In fact, it’s downright disgusting.

Life is full of choices.  If you are an adult, act like one.  All actions have consequences – that’s where your kids came from in the first place.

Now, do your adult job.  Keep it in your pants, honor your commitments, keep your promises, move heaven and earth to ensure that your children to grow up in a secure, safe, home, and don’t hang out with people who have no scruples about helping destroy families.

And if you don’t “feel” it any more, keep it to yourself.  You’re an adult.  Buck up and show some spunk.

Wahh, wahhh, I deserve to be happy! Oh, really?  Perhaps.  But not as much as your innocent children deserve to be.

Shut the hell up.  You’ll be as happy as you deserve to be.  You might even be surprised at how genuinely happy you can be when you put other people ahead of yourself.

Sadly, this is something far too many “adults” have never done.

Professors Are Mean. Here's Why.

Mamacita says: Today is the first day of the rest of your life the last week of the semester – every student’s favorite week, naturally.

I predict that several students will come to class NEXT week, and be all astounded and sputtery that the semester is over and they can’t take the final. But then, most of this kind of student didn’t even know when the final WAS, or what it was about. It happens every semester, and it’s scary. For the nation, I mean. SCARY. (Did I mention that each student has TWO opportunities to take the final exam?)

Sometimes, even at this level, a parent will call me at home to tell me why Junior was absent and to tell me that he’ll be at the college on such and such a day to take the final which I will please hand-deliver to him at his convenience. To which I reply that I am not permitted by law to even acknowledge that I’ve ever heard of Junior and there is no way I would ever tell someone over the phone who is and who isn’t in my classes. Then the parent will get all huffy and imperious and I’ll start to snicker silently on my end, because after 26 years of having administration force me to kowtow and give in to this kind of parent, I am finally allowed to be sensible and professional about it, and simply hang up on anyone who raises his/her voice to me. If the parent tries to go over my head, it won’t work. At least, it hasn’t yet. My department head is awesome.  (Thank you, Carol.  You rock.)  Helicopter parents are a pathetic joke at any level, but if this attitude extends into a kid’s college years, heaven help the universe!

I am giving exams at both the main campus and at a regional campus, and I’d bet money, if I had any, that at the regional campus, every single student will be there, pencil sharpened, alert, and ready to take that test. On the main campus, I predict, maybe . . . half.

Most of the main campus students are just out of high school, and most of the regional students are older. Have work ethics changed much? Darn right they have. And not for the better, either. Sigh.  I’ve had young students, used to years of community classroom supplies, actually expect to find colored bins of pencils, free for the taking, in a college classroom.  (Community classroom supplies are the devil.)

Dear Helicopter Parents of College Students: Your kid is raised. Stop raising him. If he’s still an immature weenie, let life hand him/her some consequences. It’s about time somebody did.
Love, Professor MeaniePants

P.S. Your kid is nineteen years old and still can’t remember to bring a pencil to school. And no, he can’t borrow mine. Suck it up. If he wants a grade on a test, he can go down to the bookstore and invest in a two-dollar collegiate-licensed pencil. Yes, they are too expensive and yes, it’s ridiculous. At Target he can get a whole package for a dollar, but then he’d have to remember to bring one to class. You are not allowing your kid to grow up, and he doesn’t have what it takes to do so himself. This is your fault. Back off. Let him struggle and fail, and then perhaps he will struggle and succeed. No, this is NOT being cruel. Cruelty is keeping your kid a kid too long, and doing all the work for him. Step back and don’t give in when he comes crying to you about how hard life is.

This is one of many reasons why I am a firm believer in mixed-age classes. At this level, I’ll often have students from 17 to 80 in one room, and each has something invaluable to give to the other. The best thing of all? We don’t really have many discipline problems, and if we do, the student is escorted out of the building immediately. As such students should be at ALL levels, so our nice hardworking kids might be able to climb higher and see farther and accomplish much more, without being constantly albatrossed by discipline problems that are allowed to get worse each year by spineless administrators and parents who can’t see beyond their own child.

Remember Helen Keller, who had to be removed from her doting parents’ home in order to be educated properly, because her parents were so sorry for her that they gave in to her every whim and turned her into a smelly obnoxious beast who demanded her own way and got it in every situation. Poor little Helen, let her have it; she’s been denied so much! We can’t expect poor little Helen to do anything; she can’t SEE or HEAR.  Just let her be.  Cater to her every whim.  Put up with tantrums, etc because she’s disabled.  Poor, poor little Helen.  Annie removed her from her parents’ home and forced her to live up to her potential.  It wasn’t pretty.  But it worked.

Annie Sullivan knew what would work for her student. Why can’t modern parents and administrators see it? Nowadays, Annie would be in the Rubber Room and Helen would be a smelly obnoxious adult with no future, instead of the successful college graduate, public speaker, and advocate of education that she was able to become thanks to Annie’s unorthodox but successful methods.  (Helen was also on vaudeville, and in a couple of movies.  She’s one of my heroes.)

Starting next week,  I’ll have two weeks of vacation before the VERY busy summer semester begins. I’ve peeked at the rosters and all of my classes, so far, are BIG! Of course, “big” at the college level means between 18 and 22, whereas “big” in the public school meant “over 40.” And yes, I had several 8th grade classes of over 40, where kids had to sit on the floor and lean against the wall because no more desks could be crammed into the room.

Now, if the class grows too big, they lock the door and say “Sorry, try again next year.” Much better!

I am a firm believer in playing my best with the hand I’m dealt, but that only works when there are 52 cards to be dealt. Add “just a few more,” and the rules are changed, and it becomes a different game.

The world is a mess, but each of us can, at least, create order in our own homes, and creativity out of chaos, if we work at it. It takes a lot of hard work, I hope y’all realize.

Life is good. Dig it.

And when life isn’t good, dig it anyway. If you keep digging, you’ll strike gold eventually.

Oh, and bring a pencil to class on test day. Them nasty professors will show you no mercy; they can’t, because they have no hearts. Nope.

They have no heart, and they never fart. That’s why they’re so mean all the time.

And now you know.

Quotation Saturday: Stars. . . in your multitudes, scarce to be counted, filling the darkness with order and light. . . .

quotationsaturdayMamacita: I know that the rest of this song is about being inflexible, but these few lines are, indeed, about the stars.  (Javert meant well, but was too inflexible about human nature.)  Lately there have been  a myriad – a veritable constellation, if you will – of pictures of stars, including our own, sent back by the Hubble and NASA’s Solar Dynamics Observatory.

Back in the days of Greek mythology, the ancients understood the connection between what we now call “science” and “literature.”  One of the nine Muses was Urania, who was in charge of astronomy.  No one can study astronomy without also studying the stories behind each of the constellations, planets, and stars; anything that can be seen by the naked eye was charted and named by the ancients, named after a hero, god, goddess, creature, or storyline that the pattern of stars reminded these ancient celestial map-makers of.  A good, imaginative instructor will combine these two; a poor, unimaginative one will believe they are separate entities.

I am sharing with you quotations about the stars.

1. We had the sky up there, all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss about whether they was made or only just happened. — Mark Twain

2. I have … a terrible need … shall I say the word? … of religion. Then I go out at night and paint the stars. — Vincent van Gogh

3. If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently. — Bill Watterson

4. If the stars should appear but one night every thousand years how man would marvel and stare. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

5. For my part I know nothing with any certainty, but the sight of the stars makes me dream. — Vincent van Gogh

6. I met in the street a very poor young man who was in love. His hat was old, his coat worn, his cloak was out at the elbows, the water passed through his shoes, – and the stars through his soul. — Victor Hugo

7. I can find in my undergraduate classes, bright students who do not know that the stars rise and set at night, or even that the Sun is a star. — Carl Sagan

8. I’ve loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. –Galileo Galilei

9. Set your course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. — Omar N. Bradley

10. What is the good of your stars and trees, your sunrise and the wind, if they do not enter into our daily lives? — E. M. Forster

11. I have long thought that anyone who does not regularly – or ever – gaze up and see the wonder and glory of a dark night sky filled with countless stars loses a sense of their fundamental connectedness to the universe. — Brian Greene

12. The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago… had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. — Henry Ellis

13. There they stand, the innumerable stars, shining in order like a living hymn, written in light. — N.P. Willis

14. Metaphor for the night sky: A trillion asterisks and no explanations. –Robert Brault

15. No sight is more provocative of awe than is the night sky. –Llewelyn Powys

16. Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o’clock is a scoundrel. –Samuel Johnson

17. Astronomy compels the soul to look upward, and leads us from this world to another. — Plato

18. I think a future flight should include a poet, a priest and a philosopher . . . we might get a much better idea of what we saw. — Michael Collins

19. How quickly do we grow accustomed to wonders. I am reminded of the Isaac Asimov story Nightfall, about the planet where the stars were visible only once in a thousand years. So awesome was the sight that it drove men mad. We who can see the stars every night glance up casually at the cosmos and then quickly down again, searching for a Dairy Queen. — Roger Ebert

20. What the space program needs is more English majors. — Michael Collins

21. To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit. — Stephen Hawking

22. Human interest in exploring the heavens goes back centuries. This is what human nature is all about. — Dennis Tito

23. I have a hunch the most important reason we’re going to space is not known now. — Burt Rutan

24. Two things inspire me to awe—the starry heavens above and the moral universe within. — Albert Einstein

25. I know that I am mortal and ephemeral. But when I search for the close-knit encompassing convolutions of the stars, my feet no longer touch the earth, but in the presence of Zeus himself I take my fill of ambrosia which the gods produce. — Ptolemy

26. We do not ask for what useful purpose the birds do sing, for song is their pleasure since they were created for singing. Similarly, we ought not to ask why the human mind troubles to fathom the secrets of the heavens … The diversity of the phenomena of Nature is so great, and the treasures hidden in the heavens so rich, precisely in order that the human mind shall never be lacking in fresh nourishment. — Johannes Kepler

27. Observing quasars is like observing the exhaust fumes of a car from a great distance and then trying to figure out what is going on under the hood. — Carole Mundell

28. Those who study the stars have God for a teacher. — Tycho Brahe (He was so in awe of
the Maker of the Universe that he put on his court robes whenever he went to his telescope.) (One eye was also larger than the other, from his years of star-gazing.)

A Wednesday Songlist & Singalong

SundaySonglistMamacita says:  I’m grading exams and listening to music.  As always, the cd player is set on “random” and “eleven,” and the oddity of the mix is making even me raise my eyebrows and giggle.

1.  Dancing Queen – Abba

2.  Entry of the Gladiators – Fucik (stop that!)

3. Bittersweet – Moxy Fruvous

4. Stray Cat Strut – DaVinci’s Notebook

5. Psychedelic Baby – Dudley Moore

6. Even In Death – Evanescence

7. Love Is Here To Stay – Harry Connick Jr.

8. Forgive Me Love – Alanis Morrisette

9. Time Is Running Out – Muse

10. Into My Arms – Nick Cave

11. Love Is Blue – Paul Mauriat

12. Raspberry Beret – Prince

13. St. Elmo’s Fire – REO Speedwagon

14. Mack the Knife – Robbie Williams

15. Hard Times of Olde England – Steeleye Span

16. Wild Wild Life – Talking Heads

17. La Grange – ZZ Top

18. Wales Forever – Michael Ball

19, Someday Soon – Judy Collins

20. Angel Eyes – John Hannah

21. Erotica Variations for Piano and Banned Instruments – PDQ Bach

22. 18 Wheels on a Big Rig – Heywood Banks

23. Simple Gifts – Alison Kraus

24. Still Life – Annie Haslam

25. Coming into Los Angeles – Arlo Guthrie

Now playing: One More Minute – Authority Zero

I do love a quirky mix.  Obviously.

Oops, NOW playing:  I’ll Cover You – from Rent