Homemade Pizza, Anyone?

homemade pizza, homemade pizza crust, Scheiss Weekly Mamacita says: Pizza was originally a quick and easy dinner for a busy Neopolitan housewife on baking day. She saved out some dough from her family’s weekly bread and made a quick, nutritious dinner for her family by adding sauces, meats, vegetables, and cheeses. Homemade pizza is easy to make, and much better for your family than frozen or even restaurant pizza. When my son was in high school, he and his friends used to request my pizza and eat it as if they hadn’t had and wouldn’t be likely to get a good meal for a long time. I’ve been getting requests lately for my homemade pizza recipe, so here it is.  I hope your family enjoys it as much as mine did.

Dough:

1 teaspoon dry yeast (about half a square packet)
1/2 teaspoon sugar (must be real sugar – not artificial sweetener)
1/2 cup warm water
1 3/4 cups flour
1 teaspoon salt (don’t leave it out)
1 tablespoon oil

In a large bowl, combine the yeast, sugar, and water. Mix well. Allow to stand for about 10 minutes. It should bubble and expand.

Add the other ingredients and mix well. Remove the dough to a well-floured board (I just use the kitchen table) and knead very hard for about 20 minutes. Add droplets of water or pinches of flour if you need to in order to make a smooth, slightly moist dough.

Put the dough back in the bowl, cover it, and set it in a warm place for about two hours.

After the dough has doubled in bulk, you’re ready to make the pizza.

Sauce:

There are all kinds of pizza sauce recipes out there. I never had time to simmer any of them all day, so here is how I did it:

1 can tomato sauceJane Goodwin, homemade pizza
1 small can tomato paste
Oregano to taste
Toppings of your choice
Mozzarella cheese, shredded

Preheat your oven to 425.  Remove the dough from the bowl and knead again on the floured surface. Place the dough on a well-oiled pizza pan and start pushing it out in all directions. You’ll think there isn’t enough dough to cover your big pizza pan, but there always is. Remember, you want it to be thin, and it will rise a little bit more in the oven.

Cover the dough with tomato sauce and sprinkle with oregano. Place your toppings to your liking all over the tomato sauce. If you want a cheese pizza, you won’t need any other toppings. (duh)

Bake on bottom oven rack for approximately 12 minutes. After 10 minutes, check regularly. When the edges of the pizza crust start to brown, remove from oven and spread the shredded cheese all over the pizza. Put dots of tomato paste all over the cheese. Return to oven for about 6 more minutes, or whenever all the cheese has melted.

Let the pizza “set up” for just a few minutes before slicing. Sprinkle with Parmesian if desired.

Enjoy.

P.S.  I’ve tried a ton of pizza dough recipes in my day, and this recipe is the easiest and the tastiest.  It’s the only one I use now.  Once you get the hang of it, it’s super simple.

Analogy: 2 Points for Every Player?


Mamacita says: Everybody on the basketball team is trying really, really hard. Some of them are displaying amazing skills, while others aren’t quite up to the same level of competence. Some of them can hit almost every basket; others on the team will hit maybe one basket out of ten or more attempts. Some haven’t made a basket yet. One player’s specialty seems to be fumbles and fouls. A couple of players can’t stop double-dribbling. Even though most of the players know what they’re doing and are really putting a lot of effort into the game, they are constantly thwarted by those few players who either can’t do it, or who could obviously do better but don’t care about the outcome. All of the players, however high or low their skills may be, are necessary because, according to the rules, the team MUST have a certain number of players in order to be a team at all. The winner will be the team as a whole, not the individual players according to their personal skills and attitudes. Those players who can play well will always be handicapped by the players who can’t/won’t, and those players who can’t/won’t will always be necessary to make up the numbers. And sometimes there is a miracle, and a player who hasn’t done anything all season will score the winning point with an amazing mid-court throw. Good coaches never stop trying.

The score is determined by the number of points made, and the points are made by throwing the ball THROUGH the basket. Whichever team can throw Jane Goodwin, analogy, sports vs. academicsthe ball through the basket the most, within a certain time frame, wins.

I don’t know all that much about sports, but I do know this: the rules are set and only a fool would ask for exceptions. It just isn’t done. In sports, the score is what it is, and the score is determined by how many points a team makes, and the team’s points are made by individuals. Each individual either makes a point, or he doesn’t. There is, as Yoda says, no ‘try.’ The team’s score is calculated by adding up each individual player’s contribution.

In the middle of a game, someone suddenly stands up and runs down the bleachers, screaming. This person marches up to the scorekeeper and DEMANDS that a certain player receive a point even though his ball did not go through the basket.

“It’s not his fault that his skills are not as well developed as the players who made most of the points! All players should be given credit for SOME points, even if they didn’t actually earn them! It’s bad for their self-esteem to have a zero in the stats; don’t give them full credit, of course, but they should be given half, at least. It’s not their fault that they can’t perform as well as the kids who actually got the ball through the basket. Every member of the team deserves to get a point for each attempted basket, whether the ball went through or not. The scorekeeper has the power to give points; why shouldn’t the scorekeeper be the one who actually receives the credit or the blame for a team’s total points? It would be so easy to award ALL the individuals who make up the team; how could the scorekeeper be so cruel as to deny any player a point when the player tried! He TRIED! Isn’t that worth at least one point? Shame on the scorekeeper! Shame! It’s not fair that only the players with better skills get all the points! Maybe it WAS the kids who listened and tried and practiced above and beyond the coach’s directives who really won the game for the team, but it’s not fair for them to get all the awards when the kids who didn’t practice, didn’t obey the coach, and just plain didn’t have the ability were, um, THERE, too! The players who TRY should get a point for each attempt.”

Now, imagine that this is your mom making this scene. Could anything ever even approach the humiliation of that moment? What would she be THINKING? Doesn’t she understand that you only get points when the ball goes THROUGH the hoop? Didn’t she see that none of your throws went through the hoop? Why would she even imagine that you should get points when you didn’t make any? Why, in the sports stats, a kid who didn’t make a single basket might still be credited for ten or more points per game! A player who got the ball through the hoop several times wouldn’t have as many stat points as the kid who got none! How ridiculous would that be?

Can any of you imagine yourselves making this scene?

Of course not. We all know better than to demand exceptions, and points-not-earned, when it comes to athletics. How absurd.

So, then, why are some of us so ready to march to school and demand at least a FEW points for our child, when the child didn’t do anything to earn any points?

Some schools have a rule that even a child who earns a zero will still get sixty points, because to give a child a zero would be bad for the kid’s self esteem. In some districts, 60% is a D-, and with a D- a student will be promoted, legitimately, to the next grade.

In other words, a kid who doesn’t lift a finger all year, and who, if the stats were kept accurately, would have a string of zeros after his name because he didn’t earn any points, ends up with more points recorded than a hardworking kid who just isn’t very smart who EARNED, maybe a 55% or less, and who won’t be promoted because he hasn’t earned enough points.

Well, in today’s society, both students would probably be promoted no matter how few points they earned over the course of the school year. Don’t get me started on that one.

My point is, to get points, one must earn points, and to earn points, one must actually demonstrate competence in something, whether it be getting a ball through a hoop, or spelling “ball” and “hoop” correctly, or counting how many tries it took to get the ball through the hoop, and if there is no competence demonstrated, then there are going to be a lot of zeros after this kid’s name, unless the Self Esteem Police have dictated that a kid who earned nothing has in fact earned a lot more than a kid who earned something.

And a parent who comes to school demanding that his/her child receive points for NOT doing the work is no different from the parent who comes to the gym demanding that his/her child receive points for NOT getting the ball through the hoop.

Yoda rocks.

Quotation Saturday: C+

quotation saturday, mamacita's blog, jane goodwin Mamacita says: I used to file my quotations away in alphabetical order, until I realized that a good quotation isn’t really fileable that way. A good quotation contains too many variables, some obvious, but even more that are so subtle we aren’t even sure what they are.

The subtle variables are why the good quotations have such an effect on us.

1.  I do not love him because he is good, but because he is my little child.  — Tagore

2.  One of the best things about a very little child is that he never thanks you for doing things for him – he is so sure you want to.  — Maurice Horspool

3.  In the little world in which children have their existence, whosoever brings them up, there is nothing so finely perceived and so finely felt, as injustice.  – Dickens

4.  The “C” students run the world.  — Harry Truman

5.  We most always change, renew, rejuvenate ourselves; otherwise we harden.  — Goethe

6.  Consistency is only a paste jewel that cheap men cherish.  — William Allen White

7.  Through the survival of their children, hay parents are able to think calmly, and with a very practical affection, of a world in which they are to have no direct share.  — Walter Pater

8.  One laugh of a child will make the holiest day more sacred still.  — Ingersoll

9.  If at some period in the course of civilization we seriously find that our science and our religion are antagonistic, then there must be something wrong either with our science or with our religion.  — Havelock Ellis

10.  People who complain that they don’t get all they deserve should congratulate themselves.  — Unknown

11.  It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.  — Anne Morrow Lindburgh

12.  Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple – that’s creativity.  — Charles Mingus

13.  Chance is the pseudonym of God when He did not want to sign.  — Anatole France

14. This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.  — George F. Will

15.  There are many intelligent species in the universe.  They are all owned by cats.  — Anon.

16.  There is nobody who totally lacks the courage to change  — Rollo May

17.  The whole difference between construction and creation is exactly this:  that a thing constructed can only be loved after it is constructed; but a thing created is loved before it exists.  — Gilbert Keith Chesterton

18.  Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training.  — Anna Freud

19.  Only one man can do anything.  One man interacting creatively with others can move the world.  — John W. Gardner

20. Creativity is the art of taking a fresh clean look at old knowledge.  — Unknown

21.  Curiosity is a willing, a proud, an eager confession of ignorance.  — Rubinstein

22.  To comprehend is to forgive.  — Henrietta A. Heathorn

23.  Cynicism is intellectual dandyism.  — George Merideth

24.  If you want to see what your children can do, you must stop giving them things.  — Norman Douglas

25.  No change of circumstances can repair a defect of character.  — Emerson

26.  Loving a child doesn’t mean giving in to all his whims: to love him is to bring out the best in him, to teach him to love what is difficult.  — Nadia  Boulanger

27.  When you blame others, you give up your power to change.  — Anon.

28. If you haven’t any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.  — Bob Hope

27.  Calculation never made a hero.  — John Henry, Cardinal Newman

28.  If you don’t control your mind, someone else will.  — John Allston

29.  Man is not the creature of circumstances.  Circumstances are the creatures of men.  — Disraeli

30.  Everybody, sooner or later, sits down to a banquet of consequences.  — R.L. Stevenson

31.  An unhappy crew makes for a dangerous voyage.  — Unknown

32.  Character is a victory, not a gift.  — Try Square

33.  Old and young, we are all on our last cruise.  — Robert Lewis Stevenson

34.  Man loves company even if it is only that of a lighted candle.  — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

35.  People have a custom of excusing the enormities of their conduct by talking of their passions, as if they were under the control of a blind necessity, and sinned because they could not help it.  – Cumberland

36.  On the human chessboard, all moves are possible.  — Miriam Schiff

37.  Conditions are never just right.  People who delay action until all factors are favorable do nothing.  — William Feather

38.  He who leaves nothing to chance well do few things ill, but he will do very few things.  — Lord Halifax

39. Every calling is great when greatly pursued.  — Unknown

40.  A fool must now and then be right by chance.  — William Cowper

41.  Those whose conduct gives room for talk are always the first to attack their neighbors.  — Moliere

42.  In America, nobody says you have to keep the circumstances somebody else gives you.  — Amy Tan

43.  Those who complain about the way the ball bounces are usually the ones who dropped it.  — General Features Corp.

44.  He who does not enjoy his own company is usually right.  — Coco Chanel

45.  We don’t need any more well-rounded people.  We have too many now.  A well-rounded person is like a ball: he rolls in the first direction he is pushed.  We need more square people who won’t roll when they are pushed.  — Eugene Wilson

46.  Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life.  The only completely consistent people are the dead.  — Aldous Huxley

47.  Courage is the power to let go of the familiar.  — Raymond Linquist

48.  Changes are not only possible and predictable, but to deny them is to be an accomplice to one’s own necessary vegetation.  — Gail Sheehy

49.  Do not wait for ideal circumstances, nor the best opportunities; they wil never come.  — Janet E. Stuart

50.  Avoid, as you would the plague, a clergyman who is also a man of business.  – St. Jerome

51.  A creditor is worse than a master, for a master owns only your person; a creditor owns your dignity, and can belabor that.  — Victor Hugo

52.  In the final choice a soldier’s pack is not so heavy as a prisoner’s chains.  –Eisenhower

53.  There is not in the universe a more ridiculous, nor a more contemptible animal, than a proud clergyman.  — Henry Fielding

54.  Character is like a tree and reputation is like its shadow.  The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.  — Lincoln

55.  Crime expands according to our willingness to put up with it.  — Barry Farber

56.  Cunning is the dark sanctuary of incapacity.  — Lord Chesterfield

57.  Criminal:  a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.  — Howard Scott

58.  If you want others to be happy practice compassion.  If you want to be happy, practice compassion.  — Dalai Lama

59.  It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six.  — Unknown

60.  One day posterity will remember this strange era, these strange times, when ordinary common honesty was called courage.  — Yevheny Yevtushenko

61.  Courage is almost a contradiction in terms.  It means a strong desire to live, taking the form of a readiness to die.  — G.K. Chesterton

62.  Choice is what separates the artist from the common herd.  — Mordaunt Shairp

63.  Character, that sublime health which values one moment as another, and makes us great in all conditions.  — Emerson

64.  Every one of us has in him a continent of undiscovered character.  Blessed is he who acts the Columbus to his own soul.  — Unknown

65.  Fame is a vapor, popularity an accident, riches take wing.  Only one thing endures – character.  — Horace Greeley

66.  It is right to be contented with what we have, never with what we are.  — Mackintosh

67.  Copernicus did not publish his book until he was on his deathbed.  He knew how dangerous it is to be right when the rest of the world is wrong.  — Thomas B. Reed

68.  Make no judgments where you have no compassion.  — Anne McCaffrey

69.  All men are alike in their lower natures; it is in their higher characters that they differ.  — Bovee

70.  The dead are always popular.  I knowed a society wanst to vote a monyment to a man an’ refuse to help his family, all in wan night.  — Finley Peter Dunne

71.  Ah, the clock is always slow; it is later than you think.  — Robert W. Service

72.  We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know, because they have never deceived us.  — Samuel Johnson

73.  Only the suppressed word is dangerous.  — Ludwig Boerne

74.  Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted, counts.  — Einstein

75.  The great law of culture is:  Let each become all that he was created capable of being.  — Carlyle

 

Quotation Saturday: Letter C

quotation saturday, mamacita's blog, jane goodwin Mamacita says: Many people dislike quotations, but I like them. Sometimes, other people can “say it” so much better than I can. And, even if I know how to “say it,” sometimes it’s already been said, and said well.

1. The things we fear most in organizations – fluctuations, disturbances, imbalances – are the primary sources of creativity. — Margaret J. Wheatley

2. People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don’t believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can’t find them, make them. — G.B. Shaw

3. Country people probably aren’t blessed with any more common sense than other people. It’s just they they tend to use it more often. — Jack Odle

4. He that will cheat at play will cheat you any way. — Thomas Fuller

5. In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments – there are consequences. — Ingersoll

6. The true way for one civilization to “conquer” another is for it to be so obviously superior in this or that point that others desire to imitate it. — Dickinson

7. We worry about what a child will be tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. — S. Tauscher

8. Congress is continually appointing fact-finding committees, when what we really need are fact-facing committees. — Roger Allen

9. There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do. — Freya Stark

10. Do not wait for extraordinary circumstances to do good actions; try to use ordinary circumstances. — Richter

11. A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog. — Jack London

12. The measure of a man’s real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. — Macaulay

13. To live is to change, and to be perfect is to have changed often. — Newman

14. To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards out of men. — Lincoln

15. One of the first things a man notices in a backward country is that the children are still obeying their parents. — Claude Callan

16. Any jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build it. — Sam Rayburn

17. Be yourself. No one can ever tell you you’re doing it wrong. — James Leo Herlihy

18. Life is a rat race. College can teach you which rat to bet on. — Unknown

jane goodwin, scheiss weekly, butterflies19. The caterpillar is beautiful. The butterfly, more so. So it is with change. — Unknown

20. If you are not curious it is a sign that you are stupid. — Dr. Frank Crane

21. Common sense does not ask an impossible chessboard, but takes the one before it and plays the game. — Wendell Phillips

22. It is only those who have no culture and no belief in culture who resent differences among men and the exploration of the human imagination. — Alfred Kazin

23. It is easier to raise a gun than to show courage. — Tomlinson

24. There are no great men, only great challenges that ordinary men are forced by circumstances to meet. — Admiral W.F. Halsey

25. The best defense of our country is to keep it at all times worth defending. — Anon.

26. The question “Who ought to be boss?” is like asking “Who ought to sing tenor in the quartet?” Obviously, the man who can sing tenor. — Henry Ford

27. Big doesn’t always mean better. Sunflowers aren’t better than violets. — Edna Ferber

28. Those who complain about the way the ball bounces are usually the ones who dropped it. — General Features Corporation

29. A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. — Doug Larsen

30. The difference between a conviction and a prejudice is that you can explain a conviction without getting angry. — Anon.

31. The reason why the Ten Commandments are short and clear is that they were handed down direct, not through several committees. — Dan Bennett

32. Learn the wisdom of compromise, for it is better to bend a little than to break. — Anne Wells

33. Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. — Henry Brooks Adams

34. Feel the dignity of a child. Do not feel superior to him, for you are not. — Robert Henri

35. If you haven’t any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. — Bob Hope

36. One great advantage of modern communication is that it lets you know that somewhere the snow is deeper. — Bill Vaughn

37. To change and to improve are two different things. — German proverb

38. Character is what you are in the dark. — Dwight L. Moody

39. Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. — Unknown

40. It is much easier to be critical than to be correct. — Disraeli

41. It’s hard for a fellow to keep a chip on his shoulder if you allow him to take a bow. — Billy Rose

42. Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance. — Bruce Barton

43. A man must consider what a rich realm he abdicates when he becomes a conformist. — Emerson

44. Everyone ought to bear patiently the results of his own conduct. — Phaedrus

45. Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. — Earl Gary Stevens

46. Brother, the creed would stifle me, that shelters you. — Wilson

47. . . . a country clergyman with a one story intellect and a one-horse vocabulary. — Holmes

48. Civilization is just a slow process of learning to be kind. — Charles L. Lucas

49. Somebody said of Thoreau: He could get more out of ten minutes’ watching Cleopatra, Scheiss Weeklya woodchuck than most men could get from a night with Cleopatra.” — Unknown

50. When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn’t the old home you missed but your childhood. — Sam Ewing

Poetry Friday: Langston Hughes

Poetry Friday, Scheiss Weekly, Jane Goodwin Mamacita says:  I first heard this poem in high school literature. Tenth grade, sophomore year, in Mrs. Helen Chandler’s class, she who taught Claude Akins, the Bedford Celebrity..

In retrospect, I know that we treated her dreadfully. She was quite elderly by the time my class came along, and had taught pretty much everybody in town. In her day, she was sharp, witty, and an excellent, highly respected teacher. In my day, she was partially blind, hard of hearing, and tired. I don’t think she comprehended half of what was done to her that year, and that is a good thing. A very good thing indeed.

The problem with retrospect is that more often than not, we see that instead of being the cool young rebels we thought we were, we see the truth: in this case, we were a classroom full of smartasses. Smartasses with a mean streak. I was an observer, not an instigator, but I laughed all the same.

Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty. — Stanislaw J. Lec

I still remember all the wonderful poems she made us memorize, though. And now, I’m so glad she did that. I know some people don’t believe memorization is necessary any more, but they are wrong. WRONG.

Christmas isn’t necessary either, but isn’t it a delight, and aren’t we glad we have it?  I rest my case.

In my head, I’ve got thousands of poems, stories, and even whole novels. I can close my eyes and read off my mind. Who needs books or electronics when you’ve had Mrs. Chandler?

I still remember the dancing, flying, screaming meltdown she gifted us with when she finally noticed the Playboy centerfold taped to her calendar, though. . . .

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Dreams

Hold fast to dreams
For if dreams die
Life is a broken-winged bird
That cannot fly.

Hold fast to dreams
For when dreams go
Life is a barren field
Frozen with snow.
~Langston Hughes

And, yes.  The poet speaks truth.

Quotation Saturday: A to B

quotation saturday, mamacita's blog, jane goodwin Mamacita says:  I know, I know; it’s not Saturday. Saturday slid past me like a wet peeled potato, so I’m doing Quotation Saturday on Sunday. I’ve had far worse lapses. . . .

1. No two persons ever read the same book. — Edmund Wilson

2. An athlete was always a man that was not strong enough for work. Fractions drove him from school, and the vagrancy laws drove him to baseball. — Finley Peter Dunn

3.  No great artist ever sees things as they really are.  If he did, he would cease to be an artist.  — Oscar Wilde

4.  The applause of a single human being is of great consequence.  — Samuel Johnson

5.  If you don’t want anyone to know, don’t do it.  — Chinese Proverb

6.  America: where you have freedom of choice, but not freedom from choice.  — Wendell Jones

7.  The skillful artist will not alter his measures for the sake of a stupid workman.  — Mencuis

8. Architecture is the flowering of geometry.  — Emerson

9.  The two most difficult careers are entrusted to amateurs – citizenship and parenthood.  — St. John

10.  We must not stint our necessary actions in the fear to cope malicious censurers.  — Shakespeare

11.  To be an artist is a great thing, but to be an artist and not know it is the most glorious plight in the world.  — J.M. Barrie

12.  An ape will be an ape, though clad in purple.  — Erasmus

13.  To be angry is to revenge the faults of others on ourselves.  — Alexander Pope

14.  The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts.  – Locke

15.  The higher the ape goes, the more he shows his tail.  — George Herbert

16.  Being American is not a matter of birth.  We must practice it every day, lest we become something else.  — Malcolm Wallop

17.  She is descended from a long line her mother fell for.  — Gypsy Rose Lee

18.  Art hath an enemy called ignorance.  — Ben Jonson

19.  Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices.  — Voltaire

20. A man that has a taste of musick, painting, or architecture, is like one that has another sense, when compared with such as have no relish of those arts.  — Joseph Addison

21.  He that seeks popularity in art closes the door on his own genius, as he must needs paint for other minds, and not for his own.  — Anna Jameson

22.  Astronomy compels the soul to look upwards and leads us from this world to another.  — Plato

23.  Behavior is a mirror in which every one shows his image.  — Goethe

24.  A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.  — Gravinia

25. A room without books is as a body without a soul.  — Cicero

26.  Be bold in what you stand for and careful what you fall for.  — Ruth Boorstin

27.  You don’t have to burn books to destroy a culture.  Just get people to stop reading them.  — Ray Bradbury

28.  A sure sign of bureaucracy is when the first person who answers the phone can’t help you.  — Dr. Kenneth J. Fabian

29.  The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank; the really big chunks always rise to the top.  — Unknown  (reminds me of a certain school system. . . .

30.  All blessings are mixed blessings.  — John Updike

31.  Some things have to be believed to be seen.  — Ralph Hodgson

32.  Babies do not want to hear about babies; they like to be told of giants and castles, and of something which can stretch and stimulate their little minds.  — Samuel Johnson

33.  There is no past as long as books shall live.  — Bulwer-Lytton

34.  If you don’t get what you want, it is a sign either that you did not seriously want it, or that you tried to bargain over the price.  — Rudyard Kipling

35.  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can’t read ’em.  — Mark Twain

36.  If you never budge, don’t expect a push.  — Malcolm Forbes

37. From one that reads but one book, the Lord deliver us.  — Howell

38.  You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.  — Margaret Thatcher

39.  The one invincible thing is a good book; neither malice nor stupidity can crush it.  — George Moore

40.  We are slow to believe what if believed would hurt our feelings.  — Ovid

41.  If you see a bandwagon, it’s too late.  — James Goldsmith

42.  Nothing is so firmly believed as what we least know.  — Montaigne

43.  Bureaucracy is nothing more than the hardening of an organization’s arteries.  — William P. Anthony

44.  The man who first invented the art of supporting beggars made many wretched.  — Menander

45.  There is a great deal of difference between the eager man who wants to read a book, and the tired man who wants a book to read.  — G.K. Chesterton

46.  Some men has jist naturally got to have something to cuss around and boss, so’s to keep himself from finding out he don’t amount to nothing.  — Don Marquis

47.  The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.  — Don Herold

48.  There are books which take rank in our lives with parents and lovers and passionate experiences.  — Emerson

49.  A belief is not true because it is useful.  — Amiel

50.  How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the reading of a book….  — Thoreau

51.  Let any man speak long enough, he will get believers.  — R.L. Stevenson

52.  The people who make no roads are ruled out from intelligent participation in the world’s brotherhood.  — Margaret Fairless Barber

53.  Good as it is to inherit a library, it is better to collect one.  — Augustine Birrell

54.  It is good to rub and polish our brain against that of others.  — Montaigne

55.  It is a tie between men to have read the same book.  — Emerson

56.  Some men will believe nothing but what they can comprehend, and there are but few things that such are able to comprehend.  — Euremond

57. Some people manage by the book, even though they don’t know who wrote the book or even what book.  — Unknown

58.  Sits he on never so high a throne, a man still sits on his bottom.  – Montaigne

59.  By bearing old wrongs you provoke new ones.  — Publilius Syrus

60. We work to become, not to acquire.  — Elbert Hubbard