Flatulence won't fill the tank.

Jokes - Pull My Finger 01

Mamacita says:  When I was a little girl, Dad would often wink at Mom after dinner, and say “Now I’ve got gas; I guess I’ll go out and sit on the car.” And she would roll her eyes and say that HER family didn’t talk like that.

And I would be all happy because, hey. Free gas for the car. Maybe we can get ice cream with the gas money now. I was glad MY family talked like that. Free was good.

I am more than a little bit embarrassed to tell you that I was in the fifth grade before I realized what he was talking about.


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Flatulence won't fill the tank. — 2 Comments

  1. yeah, young minds. I grew up believing we lived in a Jewish community because my dad would shrug and say in conclsuion of so many stories with, meh, he’s a Jew.

    That only took me 20 odd years to think over and go, waitaminute!

  2. yeah, young minds. I grew up believing we lived in a Jewish community because my dad would shrug and say in conclsuion of so many stories with, meh, he’s a Jew.

    That only took me 20 odd years to think over and go, waitaminute!

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