Mamacita says:  Once upon a time, there was a lady who had two sweet little cats named Vera and Millie.  One day, it was discovered that Vera and Millie liked to pee on the carpet on the landing at the foot of the stairs, behind a big mirror which was supposed to be hanging on the hall wall but which was at that time still sitting on the carpet leaning against the landing wall because the lady had yet to find a strong enough stud to support it.

The lady thought for a while about stuffing both cats in the crockpot and serving them up for a weekend brunch, but decided to forgive them, clean the carpet, hang the mirror, and pretend nothing bad had happened at all.

After all, once a lady has found a nice, big, strong stud, any ending is BOUND to be a happy one.

The end.  🙂    🙂   🙂

P.S.  P.U.