Mamacita says:

1.  Winter storm warning.  6 inches of snow expected.

2.  It’s snowing.

3.  14 degrees outside.

4.  Sugar-free popsicles are pretty good.

5.  When the ground is frozen solid, does the mortuary just store the bodies in the back room until there’s a thaw?  How does that work? Wouldn’t digging with a jackhammer vibrate the other caskets?  I think of such things because my aunt died.

6.  Broadway’s “Beauty and the Beast” has a really good soundtrack.

7.  I adored Freddie Mercury with unswerving devotion, but how in the world could he sing like that with those teeth?  I suppose he was used to it; I read that he didn’t get them fixed because he was afraid his voice would be different.  Voice?  He had the voice of a heartbroken angel.  I still get shivers listening to him.

8.  Michael Ball is still gorgeous.  Such dimples.

9.  Why are there no desperately romantic stories about a handsome man and a hideous girl?

10.  I’m cold.

I am Mamacita. Accept no substitutes!

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