Oh No She Dinnit: I Hate Bruester's Ice Cream Shoppe Now

Mamacita says:  The owner of Bruester’s Ice Cream, formerly the greatest ice cream shoppe in the universe, discontinued Chocolate Pecan, which was the only reason I ever went there in the first place.  As far as I am concerned, then, Bruester’s is now the worst ice cream shoppe in the universe.  Officially.

No more Chocolate Pecan?  I therefore and henceforth no longer have any reason to give Bruester’s Ice Cream any of my money.  They don’t need me, and they won’t miss me, but I’ll sure miss Chocolate Pecan.

Oh, it’ll be there as an “occasional” flavor, the embarrassed little high school girl at the window told me, but I don’t stop at an ice cream shoppe according to calendar dates; I stop when the mood hits me.  If Chocolate Pecan isn’t going to be there every time, I won’t stop at all.  They tried to sell me on some other flavors, but those I can get anywhere, and a lot cheaper, too.

Also?  I have a message for the owner of Bruester’s Ice Cream in Bloomington:  I hate your ASS FACE!

Childishly yours,

–Mamacita


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Oh No She Dinnit: I Hate Bruester's Ice Cream Shoppe Now — 16 Comments

  1. Not a good birthday present (sorry I missed it). But if you want kick-4ss ice cream, forget Indiana. Come here.

    The best ice cream in Bloomington? Coldstone Creamery. The Oh Fudge! milkshake is a whole new level of orgasmic.

  2. Not a good birthday present (sorry I missed it). But if you want kick-4ss ice cream, forget Indiana. Come here.

    The best ice cream in Bloomington? Coldstone Creamery. The Oh Fudge! milkshake is a whole new level of orgasmic.

  3. I feel that way about Baker’s Square only having my favorite pie on month out of the year. Why else bothering to go there if they don’t have my pie? I can get crappy food at Denny’s, sheesh…

  4. I feel that way about Baker’s Square only having my favorite pie on month out of the year. Why else bothering to go there if they don’t have my pie? I can get crappy food at Denny’s, sheesh…

  5. You and Dad are the restaurant kiss of death! All you have to do is like a place, and it goes out of business, burns down, or discontinues that which makes it worthwhile. Suck. Personally, I think that Jiffy Treet has the best ice cream. It’s less than half the price of the big name places and just as homemade, and they also have that diet ice cream that isn’t disgusting. Try their Swiss Chocolate Almond. There’s a Jiffy Treet off of 3rd street if you turn like you’re going to McDonald’s by my old apartment and then turn right instead of left.

  6. You and Dad are the restaurant kiss of death! All you have to do is like a place, and it goes out of business, burns down, or discontinues that which makes it worthwhile. Suck. Personally, I think that Jiffy Treet has the best ice cream. It’s less than half the price of the big name places and just as homemade, and they also have that diet ice cream that isn’t disgusting. Try their Swiss Chocolate Almond. There’s a Jiffy Treet off of 3rd street if you turn like you’re going to McDonald’s by my old apartment and then turn right instead of left.

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