1. I have never watched a reality show.
2. I do not admire Angelina Jolie in the least. Nor Brad Pitt. Adultery is not admirable.
3. I have never gone skinny-dipping, although I’ve gone swimming with lots of people who DID go skinny-dipping. Everybody goes skinny-dipping in the Hoosier quarries, except for me. I had and still have too many body issues, plus, quarry water is colder than a witches. . . . um, you know. (Wouldn’t you think those would be hot, not cold? Illogical!)
4. I haven’t purchased my Thanksgiving turkey yet. But the very fact that it’s comin’ up on it thrills me to the core.
5. I haven’t put up any Christmas decorations yet, because it’s not time yet; however, I plan to do this a few days before Thanksgiving so my family can see them.
6. I haven’t re-read Caroline B. Cooney’s What Child Is This yet this year, although I did get it out. It’s lying on the desk before me, in fact. If you haven’t yet read this book, I highly recommend it. It makes me sob out loud every time, even though I know what’s going to happen by now. I used to read it to my sixth graders in December, to get them in the mood to “Create Christmas” for a needy family each year. Sigh. I miss that. But seriously, after you read this book, you’ll want to run out and make Christmas for a child, too.
7. I haven’t started cleaning for the PEOPLE who will be here on Thanksgiving Day and the Day After, either. I may have gotten out my Christmas dishes in anticipation, though.
8. I haven’t been Christmas shopping yet this month. But that’s because I ALREADY DID IT! Thass right; I’m done. But this is not good news to me, for I dearly adore making lists and thinking of things other people might like, so I can give it to them.
9. I have never tried to destroy someone’s life, and, sadly, this is more than can be said for some people.
10. I haven’t chosen my Christmas cards yet; this is another thing I love to do.
And now, I’m off to watch last Thursday’s Ugly Betty on the magical internets, because I haven’t done that yet, either.
I have never watched a Reality Show either. Or The Biggest Loser Or Dancing with the Stars. I don’t feel in the least deprieved.
I have never watched a Reality Show either. Or The Biggest Loser Or Dancing with the Stars. I don’t feel in the least deprieved.
A witch’s you-know is cold because it is a place without warmth or comfort. Witches aren’t hot, only the place of their alleged Master.
A witch’s you-know is cold because it is a place without warmth or comfort. Witches aren’t hot, only the place of their alleged Master.
I have never gone skinny-dipping in the quarries of southern Indiana either but I’m married to someone who has. Oh and this same husband is a hydrogeologist who tells me that quarry water is cold because it’s usually spring fed. Now I’m going to have to read What Child is This to my kids.
I have never gone skinny-dipping in the quarries of southern Indiana either but I’m married to someone who has. Oh and this same husband is a hydrogeologist who tells me that quarry water is cold because it’s usually spring fed. Now I’m going to have to read What Child is This to my kids.
Your list matches mine exactly, except that I HAVE gone skinny dipping…
Your list matches mine exactly, except that I HAVE gone skinny dipping…