Yeah, well, not much happens here, Mamacita says.
And people in these parts do tend to make a humongous big deal when something does.
We passed by this field on the way to town today, and both sides of the narrow country road were filled with cars and gaping tourists. Go figure.
The tornado passing over us last night had nothing to do with it, I’m sure. Completely coincidental.
Bear in mind that this is a community that has at least one UFO sighting per week. This one time at band camp a woman called the police and reported that her trailer was shaking and she was sure it was the aliens.
Honestly, the police log here is more interesting than the National Enquirer.
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Hmmm…ENL?!?
Hmmm…ENL?!?
Don’t forget about when they put the new cell phone tower up on John Williams Blvd. The police departments were getting calls all night for about 10 solid days with UFO sightings.
It’s a tower with a flashing strobe light on it people!
Don’t forget about when they put the new cell phone tower up on John Williams Blvd. The police departments were getting calls all night for about 10 solid days with UFO sightings.
It’s a tower with a flashing strobe light on it people!
Don’t you teach about The Aliens in your classroom? Didn’t you know that Tornadoes are just Aliens in disguise? And isn’t a UFO some kinda new-fangled Standardized Test that we’re supposed to administer to our cherubs? Oh, that’s right–you teach in college now, so you don’t have to be involved in any of that hoo-haw! Thanks for giving me a giggle this morning, and BTW, on a completely different subject, it’s that time of week again–Silly Sunday Sweepstakes time. Come on over and play along!
Don’t you teach about The Aliens in your classroom? Didn’t you know that Tornadoes are just Aliens in disguise? And isn’t a UFO some kinda new-fangled Standardized Test that we’re supposed to administer to our cherubs? Oh, that’s right–you teach in college now, so you don’t have to be involved in any of that hoo-haw! Thanks for giving me a giggle this morning, and BTW, on a completely different subject, it’s that time of week again–Silly Sunday Sweepstakes time. Come on over and play along!
Ah, yes… Common sense ain’t so common, is it?
Michele sent me…
Ah, yes… Common sense ain’t so common, is it?
Michele sent me…