“Strange dear, but true dear, when I’m close to you dear, the stars fill the sky, so in love with you am I. . . .”

. . because, golly gee-whiz, how can you not fall madly in love with this man? And haven’t we all wanted to say something like this to stupid people? Especially stupid parents, since they’re the very worst of the lot?

I love their family, too. Besides, “Brantley” is a dog’s name. Seriously. AND, it’s even stupider if it’s spelled “Brantleigh.”

No offense meant to anyone who chose a dog’s name for a child. When you’ve been teaching for so many years, you hear some astoundingly ridiculous names.

Mamacita, Scheiss Weekly