Once again, something that’s been floating around the internet for a good long time. I used to teach my study hall kids to sing this.
Imperial Rhapsody
(sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody, by Queen)
Lando: This is the good life
This is a fantasy
Working on Bespin
An escape from Reality.
Leia: Open your eyes
Stand up to their guys and see.
Luke: I’m just a farm boy, I need some sympathy
Cuz who’s my dad, I dunno
Little whine, little moan.
Han: Anywhere the Force goes, doesn’t really matter, to me
Piett: Vader just killed a man.
Raised an arm up in the air
Now his life’s no longer there.
Vader, we had just begun,
And now I’ve gone and lost the reb-el scum.
Vader, oooooooo.
Didn’t mean to make you mad
If I’m not alive again this time tomorrow,
There’ll be a new admiral, as if nothing ever happened.
Yoda: Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine
Body’s aching all the time.
Luke: Goodbye everybody, I’ve got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and learn the Force.
Piett: Vader, ooooooooooo,
I don’t wanna die
I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all.
Luke: I see a little silhouetto of a man
Palpatine, Palpatine, can it be the Emperor?
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very hurting me!
R2-D2, R2-D2,
R2-D2, R2-D2,
R2-D2, Where’d ya go? C-3PO O O O O O OH!
I’m just a farmboy, nobody loves me.
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ebels: He’s just a farmboy, with a dead family.
Spare him this life of such mundacity!
Han: Spice’ll come, spice’ll go. Jabba let me go.
Jabba: Boo shuda! (NO, we will not let you go)
Han: Let me go!
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abba: Bo shuda! (We will not let you go)
Han: Let me go!
Jabba: Bo shuda! (We will not let you go)
Han: LET ME GO!
Jabba: WILL NOT LET YOU GOO!
Han: LET ME GO!
Jabba: WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
Han: LET ME GO!
Jabba: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
C-3PO: Oh R2-D2, R2-D2, R2-D2, Come along.
Leia: C-3PO has a rebel put aside for meeee, for meeee. for MEEEEEEEEEE!
(Stormtroopers start headbanging)
Luke: So you say you’re the dear old dad of mine?
But you cut my hand off and left me to die!
Oh Vader, can’t do this to me, Vader.
I know there’s some good, I know there’s still some good in you.
Obiwan: May the Force be with you.
Use the Force to see.
May the Force be with you,
May the Force be with you, alwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays.
Han: Anywhere the Force goes, doesn’t really mat-ter, to meeeeeeeeeee.
Mamacita, Scheiss Weekly