I'll Have The Usual, Thanks

Two students skipped my class last night. Again.

One of them emailed me about an hour ago. (It’s already Tuesday!)

“missed ur class, did we do nething inportnat?”

To which I replied:

“No, just the usual.”

The usual MIDTERM EXAM, that is.

And no, you can’t come in at your convenience and take it later.

To quote Carole King: “It’s too late.”

Away with you to the registrar, Losers. Drop, drop, drop, and roll.

I capitalized “Losers” because I think of it as your name.

Scheiss Weekly