What time is it now? Almost 6 p.m., you say? Oh, wow, I’ve been up almost. . . .three hours. Maybe I should take a shower and get dressed.

I love Saturday.

Why, how long have YOU been up? Really?

Do you have little kids? That explains it.

Some of you don’t? And you didn’t have to go to work?

Why would you get up early if you didn’t have to?

One of the great mysteries of our time.