Personally, I don’t see anything strange about a grown man eating Hello Kitty Meow-Berry Pop-Tarts for breakfast.

Besides, they were on sale at Marsh for $1.29. The big-boy Pop-Tarts were almost three bucks.

That’s $1.71, math majors, and $1.71 is almost two bucks, and two bucks is two diet Cokes from the machine in the teacher’s lounge at the college.

Two Diet Cokes. Helloooooo, Kitty.