Ordinarily, I despise euphemisms. I think the real ones weaken our language, and destroy both meaning and confidence in the user. These, however, are hilarious. For the real deal on euphemisms, though, you’ll have to check out George Carlin’s priceless … Continue reading
Monthly Archives: August 2006
I first saw this cartoon a few years ago when I was thin and I thought it was funny. Of course, I didn’t know then that it wasn’t a cartoon at all, but an actual documented photo of evil recurring … Continue reading
Click on over to peruse the latest edition of The Carnival of Education. It’s only our nation’s children, and it’s merely how our schools are shaping them and aiming them towards the future. The future wherein they will be choosing … Continue reading
I think that if a classroom has so many students crowded into it that their elbows are touching and the teacher has no place to sit, that classroom is TOO crowded and somebody’s got to go. That somebody should … Continue reading
I admit: I often thought like this. I couldn’t wait ’til I could go places without carrying half a department store with me. I watched in wonder as people bought movie tickets, conversed in restaurants, shopped for their own clothes … Continue reading
When I was in the third grade, I read “Peter Pan.” It’s not all the sugar-coated cuteness Disney would have you believe, my friends. It’s a wonderful and fascinating and intimate look into the brain and psyche of children of … Continue reading