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Happy Mother’s Day, Mom. Why, yes, that is a shotgun in her hands. What’s your point? Just obey her, and everything will be all right. That’s my Mom. Everything will be all right. She’ll take care of you. Um, just … Continue reading
Monthly Archives: May 2006
Now, I want it understood that I absolutely ADORE my mother. She was everything, and more, that a mother should be, when we were kids growing up. She never had much as a kid growing up, and I really … Continue reading
Former teacher’s pet and current beloved friend Wes is getting married tomorrow. He invited me (honest, he really did!!) but I can’t go because of a family thing. But since none of us can go to his wedding, … Continue reading
This one time, in band camp three friends and I took a big group of middle school kids to an Academic Competition about fifty miles from the school. This was no mean feat; it meant arm-wrestling the coaches for a … Continue reading
I used to work for a principal who kept his teeth in his back pocket. Every time he sat down, he bit himself on the butt. It was one of the more intelligent things he used to do. … Continue reading
In keeping with the theme of things I have just now heard of but which everybody else has known for ages, here’s the spam my husband sent me today. === In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name … Continue reading