My $1.99 Big Lots rosebush is more beautiful every year. No expensive nursery-bred rosebush could possibly be any prettier.

Are you all sure you don’t want a kitten? LOOK how sweet and lovey they are!!!

Noooooo, Charley Gordon isn’t jealous! He loves to share his CheapoChunks with the masses.

Seriously, could YOU resist that face?

Oh, and remember THIS? My middle school students showed it to me first, a few years ago, and then it was all over the internet, and then it was taken down for copyright infringement, and now it’s all over the internet again. Including right here. So, so cute.