I used to work for a principal who kept his teeth in his back pocket.  Every time he sat down, he bit himself on the butt.   It was one of the more intelligent things he used to do. … Continue reading →

Am I the only person in the world who had never heard of David Blaine until today?    Does anybody else besides me not give a toot?   I am not interested in watching silly things that make me hyperventilate. … Continue reading →