It occurred to me, as I was driving down the highway this afternoon, looking at and reading all the billboards and signs, that if your name is Wiener and you run a daycare center, it might not be a very good idea to name it after yourself.  I’d also watch the little cartoon illustrations on my huge sign a little more carefully.

 

I mean, really.

 

People around here are used to seeing the big ‘wiener’ signs, but one of these days, an out-of-towner is going to have a wreck.

 

Putting your partner’s name on the sign doesn’t help.  It just makes people scratch their heads (so to speak) and wonder what in the world a ‘Webb Wiener’ could be.

 

If you know, please don’t tell me.  Thankyouverymuch.

 

You know you live in a small town when the majority of people associate ‘wieners’ with daycare.  A darn good daycare at that.