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Q: Who’s been whiny and grouchy and no fun all week? A: Me. Q: Who needs to straighten up and fly right? A: Me. Q: Who needs to make sure she gets up on the RIGHT side of the bed … Continue reading
Daily Archives: March 8, 2006
Nothing, that’s what. Bah. I read somewhere that moronic wrinkly women have been suing companies such as L’oreal because their products didn’t make them look like the models in the advertisements. Did these women really think that cleanser, toner, and … Continue reading
I feel like a unicorn running as fast as it can across the meadow screaming “Noah! WAITTTTTT,” to no avail. I don’t think it’s ever going to stop raining, and the boat is leaving without me. Indiana’s scattered showers. … Continue reading
I got an email from a student last night. “I wuddn’t feeling all that great this week so my mom say I could stay home. Did we do anything in class?” (This question always absolutely infuriates me. … Continue reading