December 17, 2005 - Scheiss Weekly

Clash of the Holiday Icons, starring Jack Pumpkin-Head and the Watchtower.

Posted on December 17, 2005 by Jane GoodwinDecember 17, 2005

This year, for Christmas, we bought a garage door opener. Ever since we got it (about a month ago) we enter the house through the garage, duh. We haven’t used the front door since that time, except to open it … Continue reading →

Charcoal with every oven meal.

Posted on December 17, 2005 by Jane GoodwinDecember 17, 2005

When I first turn on my oven, the ghosts of spilled-over pies, sauces, and other drippy little accidents send their charred aromas wafting through the house. I occasionally brush out the blackened dust, but that’s about as far as I … Continue reading →

Not that there's anything WRONG with that. . . . except when there is.

Posted on December 17, 2005 by Jane GoodwinDecember 17, 2005

You know, I really think that a teacher who devotes half of every period to free reading*, assigns a textbook chapter to be read as homework but won’t go into explanations or examples or drill or anthing about it, glosses … Continue reading →