My mother sat in on my class today so I had to behave myself somewhat properly while she was there. It wasn’t as easy as it should have been. It was easy, because I always behave myself properly.

After class I went to the grocery store. I bought milk, bread, and potato chips. And then I came home.

Yes, it’s true. I lead a fabulously exciting life.

I guess I could have phrased it better. Okay, how’s this?

Today, after work, I paid for a good Lay. I love Lays because after you lick off all the salty goodness, they’re still hard.

Yes, it’s true. I DO lead a fabulously exciting life.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to run into the kitchen and, um, get something.