Well, would you look at the time!! It’s purely coincidental that I always seem to update between midnight and one. Really, it is.

Only three students came to class today, in the rain. It was coincidental, I’m sure.

So were the two quizzes I gave at the last minute, in class, which may not be made up. Coincidentally, all three students did extremely well on both quizzes.

That’s whatcha get when you skip MY class, kids.

If it ever happens again, we’re ordering pizza from the Pizza Hut across the parking lot, and having it delivered to the classroom, and you won’t get that, either. You know, just as you’re not getting any points in the gradebook today?

I used a form of “coincidence” three times in this post. Or four, if you count, well, that fourth one.