Differences between middle school students and college students, part 8,999:

Tonight during the mid-term exam, the room was SILENT. The only noises were shuffling papers and scratching pencils or pens.

And the occasional little ‘farty’ sounds from one student’s chair, whenever he moved even the slightest little bit.

Fart sounds in the classroom, and not one student turned a hair about it.

I love my job.