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I am still spitting fire, and I pity anyone who had to put up with me this afternoon. My apologies, seriously; I know it wasn’t pleasant. Back at the middle school, I seldom had discipline problems. Oh, there were a … Continue reading
Monthly Archives: September 2005
What idiot would put on her shoes, double-check to make sure she was wearing pants, and drive to Foods Plus at one in the morning to buy fruit? One who looks a lot like me. Belle is to be the … Continue reading
I read a lot of spam because someone I love takes the time to send it to me, but I read my cousin Mitzi’s forwards for other reasons as well. 1. I love her. 2. She’s usually the first one … Continue reading
Bring your small children on over; I’ll take real good care of them. Nutritious lunches and snacks included. (Feel better, Genuine?) This picture is 26 years old and it still makes me giggle. Surprisingly, she doesn’t care much for candy … Continue reading
In yesterday’s post I mentioned that I had planted chrysanthemums in the crotch garden. Several people asked what that might mean, and I suspect they were giggling. We are people of such great culture and sophistication here, that we call … Continue reading
1. Planted all of my fifty-cent chrysanthemums. So far, they’re all still alive, healthy, lush, and blooming. However, as I have touched them, be ready to read all about their deaths soon. 2. Planted purple, white, and gold crocuses all … Continue reading