September 25, 2005 - Scheiss Weekly

Is it still an accomplishment if it was done in the dead of night?

Posted on September 25, 2005 by Jane GoodwinSeptember 25, 2005

What idiot would put on her shoes, double-check to make sure she was wearing pants, and drive to Foods Plus at one in the morning to buy fruit? One who looks a lot like me. Belle is to be the … Continue reading →

Once I put two eggs in the crock pot to keep them from rolling off the table, and I forgot where I put them. I found them weeks later. Pew.

Posted on September 25, 2005 by Jane GoodwinSeptember 25, 2005

I read a lot of spam because someone I love takes the time to send it to me, but I read my cousin Mitzi’s forwards for other reasons as well. 1. I love her. 2. She’s usually the first one … Continue reading →