I don’t see all that well. When I glanced down and saw this, I thought it was a bug and I swatted it so hard I thought I’d broken my hand for a moment.

A closer look revealed a scribble that I’d made myself only a few minutes ago while jotting down a phone number and then marking it out because I’m numerically dyslexic and I almost always copy number sequences wrong.

And yes, I always put rays of sunshine around my marked-out scribbles. Is that so wrong?

It’s not a Picasso, but it does look like a bug if your vision is a little blurry and you see it out of the corner of your eye. Quit laughing.

Carnival of Education. Go there. Now. I’m featured again, and isn’t that proof that I’m not ENTIRELY stupid? Even though I can’t tell a bug from a scribble?

My dear friend Pam has the most beautiful speaking voice. . . it’s obvious from just hearing her that she also sings and sings well. I never thought I’d ever hear anyone else with such a sweet voice but today when I answered the phone. . . .

Hi, Hula. Are you sure you can’t hang out Saturday night with Pam and me?

Oh, and Pam? Hurry and call me back, sweetie. There’s someone I want you to meet.

I’m not putting a link in that sentence because I would NEVER deliberately embarass anyone.

It’s not in my nature.

Now, where did I put all those pictures of Belle and Zappa playing in the hose, stark naked?

It wasn’t recent.

Now, hurry back to Genuine’s blog and congratulate him and Michelle; they’ve got a new baby boy and he’s BEAUTIFUL!!!