Does anybody else think that Rod Stewart sounds almost exactly like

Sterling Holloway, who did the voices for

Winnie the Pooh, and

Kaa, from The Jungle Book?

They even look a little bit alike.

But Rod Stewart was never in the Twilight Zone, and he never played cool eccentric professors in the old Superman tv series with George Reeves and Noelle Neill. Rod was never on the screen with Andy and Opie and Aunt Bee and Floyd the Barber, nor was he hobnobbing with Gilligan and the Skipper. Rod didn’t have a recurring role in Circus Boy, with pre-Monkee Mickey Dolenz, and Rod never met Buffy and Jody, or Rin Tin Tin, or Hazel, or Wrangler Jane Angelica Thrift.

All Rod ever got to do was sing like Pooh and hang out with supermodels. Poor Rod.

I bet he wishes he was lucky like Sterling. I mean, besides the death thing and all.

Also, I bet Rod would have picked Mary Ann over Ginger, any day.