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Last night This morning at 2:30 a.m. the phone rang. This is not usually a good thing. I was still awake and up; this is, I’m sure, the only thing that prevented a heart attack. It was Belle. Thirty miles … Continue reading
Monthly Archives: July 2005
Calvin: Dad, how do people make babies? Dad: Most people just go to Sears, buy the kit, and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I CAME FROM SEARS?? Dad: No. You were a blue light special at K-Mart. Almost as good, … Continue reading
I agree. When my kids were little, I used to subscribe to several parenting magazines, and few if any of my problems were ever featured anywhere in there. Maybe on the joke page, but never in an article with advice … Continue reading
How do they know he’s naked if they’re sleeping when he does it? … Continue reading
Does anybody else think that Rod Stewart sounds almost exactly like Sterling Holloway, who did the voices for Winnie the Pooh, and Kaa, from The Jungle Book? They even look a little bit alike. But Rod Stewart was never in … Continue reading
Why look, it’s Mamacita with her new computer! Wow, she sure looks happy. She’s been online for almost an hour and hasn’t been kicked offline once! Tomorrow she’s going to start putting all her MP3’s on her new hard drive. … Continue reading