May 9, 2005 - Scheiss Weekly

Good Morning, Miss Dove.

Posted on May 9, 2005 by Jane GoodwinMay 9, 2005

I was reading about colonoscopies over on the Sarcastic Journalist’s blog and it reminded me of the one I had a few years ago. At first, it was typical. Drink the laxative the day before. Turn inside-out on the toilet. … Continue reading →

Shout, shout, let it all out, these are the things I can do without.

Posted on May 9, 2005 by Jane GoodwinMay 9, 2005

I wish to imply no disrespect, but after hanging out at the funeral parlor all night, I think morticians are ghouls and typical American funeral customs are ghoulish. What’s with all this weird funeral parlor ritual? It all smells like … Continue reading →