Dear spellingNazi,

As much as I appreciate your attempts to correct my spelling, and your delightful and intellectual retorts when shown that there was, indeed, no mistake ever made, I must end our delightful one-on-one public-eye camaraderies. My innate good breeding dictates that you deserve to hear the reason behind this decision; therefore, I am happy to oblige.

You’re an idiot, and life is too short to deal with you. However, should anyone else care to tweak your nose, here is some information that might help: IP 207.188.29.244

I would have replied less publically had you supplied me with a workable email address, but since you decided to remain opinionatedly anonymous, like all the rest of the internet nimrods who hit-and-run with a rude comment but are too lily-livered to risk a reply, I am forced to do this for all the world to see.

Speaking of spelling, though: shouldn’t that first part of your carefully chosen screen name be capitalized? Or was that just a spelling error on your part. . . . .

Sincerely,

Mamacita

I was going to say something about looking forward to your next comment, but I can’t. Because I just blocked your sorry ass.

Thank you again for the delightful encounters.