We had some friends who remodeled their family room. They put in a beautiful fireplace. They replaced their furniture and carpet with white furniture and white carpet. They had children. They were asking for it, weren’t they. . . . … Continue reading
Please be informed that this post contains that which might offend some people. And I truly do not wish to be called ‘offensive,’ although it is too late to wish that, for it has already happened. This is really only … Continue reading
Things were hectic here last night. Well, the ‘hectic’ part wasn’t exactly right HERE, but let me just say that sometimes things happen THERE that make HERE, hectic. My son lives about thirty miles away. He’s a college student, and … Continue reading
I’ve posted about this one before, but for some reason it’s been running through my mind and making me giggle all last night and was still tickling me when I got up today. When I was young, I had a … Continue reading
My daughter’s friend, SurelyNot, had a post on her blog that hit me in a really ticklish spot. I’m not sure why, I just found it hilarious, bloody frickin’ hilarious, and maybe you will, too. Give it a try. Please? … Continue reading
When Zappa was in kindergarten, he gave me a pair of earrings for Christmas. He picked them out himself, and he chose ‘the most beautifullest earrings in the whole store’ for me. Every morning, I put them on and wore … Continue reading