I’m being INTERVIEWED? MOI?

Would anyone even really be interested in me? I’m amazed! Thank you so much, Tish; my self-esteem thanks you, also.

And isn’t she wayyy better than that Baba Wawa?

Now. Here are her questions:

1. Without giving names, share with us the stupidest thing a student has done in the last three months. (With older students now, the stupid stunts have decreased considerably, and what few there are, aren’t nearly as funny. I’ll have to say, probably the stupidest thing lately was having a student’s fiancee write an essay for him, and forgetting to change the pronouns.) (That isn’t very funny, but it’s all I’ve got now that I’m doing the college thing.) (The guy who is the funniest, I can’t mention because of my innate good breeding.)

2. Who is your least favorite actress and actor? Why? (I despise Tom Cruise, because his personal life is so disgusting and disrespectful and adulterous; and I don’t like Jennifer Lopez for much the same reasons. Don’t tell them, though; they’d be crushed if they knew what I really thought of them.) (I wanted to say ‘Paris Hilton,’ but she is neither actor nor actress. I’m not sure what she is.) (Michael Jackson is also creepy.) (I hope Michael and Paris never marry. What if they decided to breed? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, my brain hurts!)

3. Name one thing that makes your marriage unique. (We are funny. Funny looking, funny personalities, funny attitudes. And we’re weird, and we know it, and we like it. We also put up with a great deal of nonsense from each other. That is technically three things, but if we group them together as ‘adjectives,’ we can count them as one.) (We have fun, in spite of the hard times.)

4. What historical figure most closely represents your ideals? Your physical appearance? (Ideals? Hmm. Mother Teresa. I have a compulsion for helping people. It sometimes gets me into trouble but I’d rather that, than pass by someone in need. Physical appearance? Hahahaha, probably Dolly Dimple. Or Shelly Winters, who isn’t technically historical since she’s still alive, but you get the general idea. Unfortunately.)

5. List three prized possessions that you will hand down to your children and where they came from. (My children are very UNsentimental about ‘things,’ at this point. I hope this will change later on. My piano, which was in my parents’ home through much of my childhood after they had to sell the Grand; my Hallmark Christmas ornaments; my dulcimer, which was made by a student many years ago, when the kids all took shop class. The shop teacher had each student make a dulcimer, and then he took them to nursing homes, etc, where they played and sang for people. The kids who were fast could make extra dulcimers, and sell them. Mine was made by a really rough, troubled boy; his dulcimers were works of art.)

I have to protest. Genuine got the X-Men question! This will never do. I’m going to answer his question, too.

6. On X Men, what character would you be? (Rogue. Duh. I’m already working on the white stripe.)

White stripe. Hahaha, I love their Elephant cd.

Tish, thank you for thinking me interesting enough to be interviewed. Being a part of this awesome neighborhood of bloggers is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. Well, besides my husband and kids.

You know what I mean. Yes, I think you really do. All of you.

You guyz is coo.