It is absolutely FREEZING in this house, but the thermostat is down the hall and tonight I’m too lazy to walk twenty steps, preferring to shiver and complain about doing so. There are no clean towels because the laundress-in-residence (who … Continue reading
My computer has blacked out on me six times today. I take this as an omen that the apocalypse is upon us, because if I have to take it into Powersource again, they’re going to claim squatter’s rights, and I … Continue reading
Since people are reminiscing about the day one or more of their children was born, here I am with my tales of labor in the Midwest. September seems to have been our busiest month, as both of my children were … Continue reading
I finally figured out why I’ve been wanting cookies so much these past few weeks. It’s this “Vanilla Sugar Cookie” hand soap I bought at Bath and Body Works. Every time someone in this house washes his/her hands, the scent … Continue reading
Uncle Sam wants YOU. Mars needs women. Some whiny kid wants his Maypo. And Genuine wants pictures. I don’t know. Should I send him a picture of me THEN, when I looked great and strangers stopped me in the street … Continue reading
Over at my daughter’s blog, she rants about jury duty. I’ve been called for jury duty three times, and was selected once. The two times I was not selected, I suspect it was because I was the only person in … Continue reading