I finally figured out why I’ve been wanting cookies so much these past few weeks.

It’s this “Vanilla Sugar Cookie” hand soap I bought at Bath and Body Works.

Every time someone in this house washes his/her hands, the scent of baking sugar cookies wafts through the hall.

When the kids were little, I used to burn a lot of candles that made them hungry, but back then I was thin and in good shape and I was never tempted. I could make cookies for the masses and never touch them myself. Besides, there were never any left after the masses tore through them.

Then, it was candles. Now, it’s soap.

Have I de-evolved, or what?

I LOVE candles. When did I stop burning them? This must begin again, immediately.

And it has.

Is it just me, or does anybody else out there not feel completely clean when their hands smell like food?