January 8, 2005 - Scheiss Weekly

Whereupon I vent on certain types of parents, none of which are any of us.

Posted on January 8, 2005 by Jane GoodwinJanuary 8, 2005

No Child Left Behind. Doesn’t that sound like a wonderful idea? Shouldn’t anything with that kind of title and mission statement be just what our country, and our schools, need? Bollocks. It’s nothing but a wishy-washy statement of political correctness … Continue reading →

In which I am invited to help fund a political takeover. . . .

Posted on January 8, 2005 by Jane GoodwinJanuary 8, 2005

Dear Wife/Brother/Dear or Close Friend/Ambassador/Prime Minister/Representative/etc. of the Hereditary King of (insert name of every known and many imaginary African nations): I am writing in response to your many, many letters asking me for money. While I realize that I … Continue reading →