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Am I the only person who’d never seen this before? Excuse me for not getting up, but I’m going to be rolling on the floor laughing for a good part of the evening. … Continue reading
Monthly Archives: December 2004
I’m too afraid of fire to leave the Christmas lights on when we’re not home. Other people leave theirs on. Stores leave theirs on. Not me. I’m too afraid of fire. But the second I get in the house I … Continue reading
I was one of those awful overprotective mothers. When the kids were tiny I seldom let them go outdoors without me right there. We live out in the country, and there were just too many big dogs, cats of unknown … Continue reading
When the kids were tiny, we had a huge sandbox in the back yard. It was their favorite place to play. Many kingdoms were built and destroyed in that sandbox. Large castles and small hovels rose and were populated by … Continue reading
See what I mean? Can anyone deny that my daughter is the most awesome girl on the planet? You might think your own daughter is, but you are sadly mistaken. Your daughter is no doubt lovely and sweet and charming … Continue reading
The cat is limping so we’re letting him stay in the house overnight. This necessitated the purchase of a litter box. I bought a bag of litter equivalent to a night in a Sephoric spa and dumped it elegantly into … Continue reading