Hub says it’s clouding up out there. Weatherman says it’s going to be a big one.

I say, Hah.

It might snow some, but it’s not going to be a big one.

I know, because I personally prevented this storm.

It’s not going to happen, folks.

We have plenty of milk, bread, cheese, cereal, and pop. And most important of all, we have plenty of toilet paper.

Heap big snow coming? I think not. We’re NEVER snowed in when we’ve got toilet paper.

And if I’m proven wrong, well, we’ll just have to go out and play in it, that’s all.