Dear Daughter,
Fine.
Bring your own cola.
Bring your own water.
Nobody would ever have known if you hadn’t tattled.
Snitcher.
I know I taught you to ALWAYS tell Mommy everything. I didn’t know it would backfire on me like this, with you telling everything to EVERYBODY.
Now I don’t feel so bad about putting the cheap crackers in the empty-for-a-zillion-years Ritz box.
Sucker.
Love,
Mommy
P.S. Please don’t tell Dad. I’ve still got him fooled.