Driving home a few minutes ago, I passed by a house that still had its Halloween jack-0’lanterns on the front porch. It also had a concrete goose dressed like a pilgrim beside the door. There was a pile of gourds and a plastic turkey by the top step. A huge hideous scary inflatable Santa was bobbing about in the yard. And the windows were glowing with Christmas lights.

I figure, tie some easter eggs to the tree branches, put a leprechaun in the swing, glue some red hearts to the garage door, put Santa hats on the pink flamingoes, and their holiday feng shui is complete.

Alert the media. This house has “HGTV” written all over it.