I agree with Bill Engvall.

Warning: If you are one of those ‘politically correct’ people, you’d better skip this post.

I think I hate stupid people.

After reading the news online tonight, I’m really depressed about the state of our nation. Its biggest problem seems to be an enormous population of truly stupid people.

When did we start to tip-toe around the feelings and rights of these stupid people, over and above the feelings and rights of everybody else? When did stupid people become more important than smart people? When did we allow stupid people to be the bosses of us? Why do we condone the stupid behavior of stupid people? Why do we allow them to become wealthy because of their stupidness?

I fear the growing threat of the feeble-minded.

I’m very upset about this issue.

I think I’ll go through the McDonald’s drive-through, get a cup of hot coffee, and hold it between my thighs as I drive to the railroad tracks, park, and take a little walk. There’s no need to be cautious; trains don’t use the tracks except in movies. Next, I’ll run over to my child’s school and ream out his teacher for requiring him to bring his own pencil, keep his hands to himself, and stay in his own seat. Then I’ll drop in on the coach to complain about my son not being eligible to play in the game next Friday just because he flunked a few classes. I pay taxes, you know. A test is just a stupid piece of paper, but I’ve got ten bucks riding on that ball game. Where are these people’s priorities? If my kid doesn’t play, I’ll sue. I guess I’ll go home after that. I wish I felt better; this extra hundred pounds really drags me down. Damn that fast food place for making me fat! Once I’m on the road, I’ll set the cruise control so I can go in the back of the van and get a cold beer out of the cooler. Hey, this lemon-scented furniture polish smells really good; I think I’ll take a swig. What could it hurt? Anything that smells like food has to BE food, right? Ahh, nothing like a cigarette and a good Jerry Springer episode. Cough, cough, cough, hack, cough. . . . Darn virus. “But baby, it was dark, and your grandma looked like you!” Lighten up, woman. It could happen to anybody. Woot! Woot! Woot! You go, Jerry. I love reality TV. You know, that was really peaceful, walking on those railroad tracks. Maybe I’ll go back again tomorrow night.

People scare me.

Doesn’t the expression “thinning the herd” mean anything any more?


Comments

I agree with Bill Engvall. — 14 Comments

  1. Your post makes very good sense and is right on target!! I noticed that over the years of doing police work, that stupidity reigns and is growing profoundly every day!

    It’s refreshing to see that others DO see what’s really going on in this country!

    Keep up the good posts! 🙂

    MrBob @ https://middle-aged-guy.blog-city.com/

  2. Your post makes very good sense and is right on target!! I noticed that over the years of doing police work, that stupidity reigns and is growing profoundly every day!

    It’s refreshing to see that others DO see what’s really going on in this country!

    Keep up the good posts! 🙂

    MrBob @ https://middle-aged-guy.blog-city.com/

  3. Know what else is stupid? Blogger. Blogger is stupid for not taking my username when I try and post on other people’s blogs.

    And oh, how I agreeeeeeeeeeeeeee with you, darlin’.

    I smoke, though (I blame my hack on viruses all the time).

    Damn it, I’m one of the stupids, aren’t I?

  4. Know what else is stupid? Blogger. Blogger is stupid for not taking my username when I try and post on other people’s blogs.

    And oh, how I agreeeeeeeeeeeeeee with you, darlin’.

    I smoke, though (I blame my hack on viruses all the time).

    Damn it, I’m one of the stupids, aren’t I?

  5. Just to show you that Minnesota Niceness has not infiltrated my politically incorrect thoughts, I’ll “share” this with all of you. When someone dies in an exceptionally stupid way…you know what they are…I refer to it as a “cleansing of the gene pool.” Yep, I said it. I mean who wants people who think they can do anything with no consequences reproducing and creating children with the same traits. An example: Every year I can tell when winter has truly arrived because some fool on a snowmobile decapitates themselves on a fence because they were doing 60 miles an hour off of the trail because, well, they could. Or so they thought!

  6. Just to show you that Minnesota Niceness has not infiltrated my politically incorrect thoughts, I’ll “share” this with all of you. When someone dies in an exceptionally stupid way…you know what they are…I refer to it as a “cleansing of the gene pool.” Yep, I said it. I mean who wants people who think they can do anything with no consequences reproducing and creating children with the same traits. An example: Every year I can tell when winter has truly arrived because some fool on a snowmobile decapitates themselves on a fence because they were doing 60 miles an hour off of the trail because, well, they could. Or so they thought!

  7. I’m not sure it’s stupidity I fear but the fear of the anti-intellectualism. That somehow not thinking or reading or keepign up with current events is okay. . . even cool. That scares me.

  8. I’m not sure it’s stupidity I fear but the fear of the anti-intellectualism. That somehow not thinking or reading or keepign up with current events is okay. . . even cool. That scares me.

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