Mamacita says: My home decor is like no other. Ordinarily, my jack-o-lanterns sit on the front porch wearing out their welcome until the day before Thanksgiving, when I start to smell something, look down, and notice for the first time … Continue reading
A big thank-you to the 400-pound woman in the low-cut mini-skirted witch costume, sitting across from us in the Pizza Hut tonight: we didn’t stop for ice cream on the way home because your image was tatooed across our brains. … Continue reading
The trick-or-treating is over for another year. Now, if only there was something I could do with all this leftover candy. . . . . Hmm, think, think, think. . . . Something charitable. Something practical. Something that would benefit … Continue reading
I am so old, I actually remember when holidays took turns manifesting themselves. Holidays didn’t step on each other’s toes. One holiday waited until every trace of the previous holiday was gone. Stores waited until the day after Thanksgiving to … Continue reading
There are two rules for success: 1) Never tell all you know. … Continue reading
I love Ebay. I love to surf around on Ebay. It’s like a big store with lots of windows full of stuff. I love to buy and sell things on Ebay. On each of my listings I put this disclaimer: … Continue reading